schetzofrenic cat?

[syconub]

My cat just like randomly attacks stuff like a chairleg, or trys to catch something and pounces on something that is not there. She also runs around my house as fast as she can like shes being chased. Im afraid for poor Jamal, she is worrying me.








cliffnotes:
1.cat attacks non-moving inanimate objects
2.pounces randomly
3.runs around house sparatically.

 

[Wanescotting]

We need pics

 

[Zenmervolt]

How old?

Cats will generally do this for the first few years.

ZV

 

[syconub]

jamal is 8 years old. pics are on their way.


i will take a video of it, it she does it sometimes, but i will try to catch it.


anyone elses cat do this?

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

is your sig long enough?

 

[glenn1]

My cat just like randomly attacks stuff like a chairleg, or trys to catch something and pounces on something that is not there. She also runs around my house as fast as she can like shes being chased. Im afraid for poor Jamal, she is worrying me.

That's normal for a cat, especially if they're the only one in the home. If there's more than one they tend to "entertain" each other instead of chasing imaginary friends and doing other odd things.

 

[So]

MORBO DEMANDS PICS!

 

[syconub]

there is another one with jamal. chauncy. I dont think ive seen chauncy do this. But chauncy is a fat cat.


BTW i got a video of it!! as i was making this thread!!! what luck... I will post the video tommorow.

 

[Baked]

Your cat has secret stash of uncutted catnip hidden in the house.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: syconub
there is another one with jamal. chauncy. I dont think ive seen chauncy do this. But chauncy is a fat cat.


BTW i got a video of it!! as i was making this thread!!! what luck... I will post the video tommorow.

Tomorrow..... aww....

Why not now?

 

[djheater]

Ban for being unable to spell Schizophrenic.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm Schizophrenic
and so am I.

 

[Stumps]

8 yrs old shite, man I need to cahnge my vote, your cats whacked out....probably on catnip, although my mum has a cat that used to eat my brother's stash and then sleep for 3 days straight

 

[syconub]

question...how do i upload a video?? (not a picture)

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

whatawhatfrenic cat?

 

[RaDragon]

Your cat isn't insane. Your house is haunted. Fix it.

 

[syconub]

mkay. how do i fix a haunted house? and why is my cat chasing the ghosts? and how come in my video there arent any ghosts. AND WHERE CAN I UPLOAD A VIDEO???!!!???

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

thats just a cat being a cat

 

[CHfan4ever]

When u see cats pounces on something that is not there, its because you have some kind of surnatural forces in your house( I.E. Ghosts )

I would call a priest or something like that.You have a massive problem now dude

 

[no0b]

do you have aim, well you can aim it to me and I will host it as long as its below 10meg.

 

[Perknose]

"Schetzofrenic" cats always act "sparatically". You must run your cat through a recognized spell checking program, then use something like Webwasher to clean out the remaining cat hair, and all will be well.

 

[CHfan4ever]

Your going to buy a bag or two of flour, and spead it all over the place where the cat seem to become more active.Also best thing to make sure you really have a ghost in your house, is to burn encent with some red candle lighten up.

If suddently the encent start smelling like burned paper,you probably have lots of supernatural activities in your house.

 

[syconub]

does anyone have a quick recipe I can make or maybe a place where I can buy holy water retail??

BTW i already tried that "bury a goats blood smothered one-eyed weasal at midnight on a fullmoon and do the hokey pokey around it until the clock strikes one" it didnt work.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Your cat needs more playtime and attention. That's why she runs around like mad chasing shadows.

- M4H

 

[RaDragon]

Originally posted by: syconub
does anyone have a quick recipe I can make or maybe a place where I can buy holy water retail??

Don't buy that stuff retail -- it's expensive. Go bring a gallon of water to a priest and have him bless it. Also, try keeping the temp in your home higher (like, 72 degrees and up); Ghosts hate the warm weather.

 

[CHfan4ever]

Originally posted by: syconub
does anyone have a quick recipe I can make or maybe a place where I can buy holy water retail??

Church make that.Its about $24.99 for a twelve shot.(Depend of the church ou are going tho )