Schadenfreude

GagHalfrunt

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Apr 19, 2001
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Played golf this morning and was on my way home from the course. One highway leads to another by about a mile long connecting ramp and the exit for my house is about half a mile past that. The speed limit on the connecting ramp is 40mph as it's got a pretty big curve, so needless to say I was taking it around 60. About halfway through a black Tran-Am caught up to me doing at least 90 and starts leaning on his horn. Looked in the mirror and it's two kids, maybe 18 or 19, just being idiots. I sped up to make the merge onto the 2nd highway and hit it doing 65-70 as the Tranny pulled into the breakdown lane on the left (one lane ramp) to get around me and into the center lane. I stayed in the right lane because my exit was coming up and they passed me like I was standing still even though I was at least 70 at that point. Boom, around a curve and parked right on the V between the exit ramp and the highway were 4 staties, a radar/laser car and 3 chase cars. As I pulled off the exit the Trans-Am already had a cruiser with lights flashing in back of it and was pulling over to receive what was sure to be a nice fat ticket.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I woulda felt bad for the kid because he's gonna be screwed on the insurance hike alone, but leaning on the horn like that I felt he deserved it. I hope they caught the breakdown lane pass and nail him for reckless to go along with the speeding ticket.
 

xirtam

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Aug 25, 2001
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I played everquest this morning and took out my frustrations on some unsuspecting kid when my character got killed by Rallos Zek. Apparently a druid can't tank him.
 

xirtam

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Aug 25, 2001
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A complete sentence not only has punctuation, but both a subject AND a predicate.

Even in German.
 

KingNothing

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Apr 6, 2002
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Originally posted by: xirtam
A complete sentence not only has punctuation, but both a subject AND a predicate.

Even in German.

Hello, I'm ascii character 10! And I'm ascii character 13! You won't find us here!
 

xirtam

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The 13 comes before the 10. CRLF = carriage return line feed = chr(13) + chr(10) = db 0d,0a

But imo he was missing a lot more ASCII characters than the CRLF.
 

Mrburns2007

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Just read the story and stfu with your spelling complaints, this is ATOT were standards are low:)