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Scarpozzi's Joke of the Day

Scarpozzi

Lifer
The Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:


The first worm in alcohol - dead. Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead. Third worm in sperm - dead. Fourth worm in good, clean soil - Alive

So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration ?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms! ."
 
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
The Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:


The first worm in alcohol - dead. Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead. Third worm in sperm - dead. Fourth worm in good, clean soil - Alive

So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration ?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms! ."

lame. Nice try though.
 
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Yadda yadda yadda
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil.

yadda yadda yadda"

WTF?!?!
:Q
 
Originally posted by: cavemanmoron
Originally posted by: vood0g
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
So, how many men had to contribute to the jar to fill it up?

:thumbsup: that just saved the joke!

:Q 😎

Did the minister just save it up over time, or did he pass the jar around and tell them that "Jesus needs you to whack off into this jar"?
 
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