Scale of 1 to 10

[FP]

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I give it a 7. Poor piggy.

Carry on

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Mujahideen fighters then ate the deer and rabbits and shot dead the zoo's sole elephant. Shells shattered the aquarium. One fighter climbed into the lion enclosure but was immediately killed by Marjan, the zoo's most famous inhabitant. The man's brother returned the next day and lobbed a hand grenade at the lion leaving him toothless and blind.

 

[olds]

0

 

[FP]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
0

Simmer down old man

 

[guyver01]

-10 .


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[xboxist]

1 pig in an entire country?

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: FP

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
0

Simmer down old man

Don't ask questions if you don't want answers.
BTW, your mom says hi.

 

[Q]

hahahahaah I love it 10/10

 

[Eug]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

BTW, your mom says hi.

10

EDIT: Post from the future.

 

[TruePaige]

Oh my gosh 10/10...hah

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: FP

One fighter climbed into the lion enclosure but was immediately killed by Marjan, the zoo's most famous inhabitant. The man's brother returned the next day and lobbed a hand grenade at the lion leaving him toothless and blind.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Poor lion. How could someone be so fucking stupid as to climb in it's cage?

 

[TehMac]

I give it a snorgle/10.

 

[Dualist]

Good enough, 6 out of 10

 

[Slew Foot]

1000 people in the world get sick and everyone goes f'n apeshit bananas. Unbelievable.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: sonambulo

Originally posted by: FP

One fighter climbed into the lion enclosure but was immediately killed by Marjan, the zoo's most famous inhabitant. The man's brother returned the next day and lobbed a hand grenade at the lion leaving him toothless and blind.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Poor lion. How could someone be so fucking stupid as to climb in it's cage?

Seriously.... that's one tough lion... gets a hand grenade tossed at it and only loses its teeth and eyesight.

badass lion

 

[Arkaign]

I don't know if it was particularly funny, but it gave me some interesting mental images. Sounds like something absurd that would happen in a movie.

 

[Bignate603]

Originally posted by: xboxist
1 pig in an entire country?

They aren't huge bacon eaters.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
0

Definitely not registering on my "funny scale."

Not really "unfunny" either.

 

[Sumguy]

The lion had a hand grenade tossed at him and he only lost his teeth and sight? What the fuck kind of lion is that?!

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: Sumguy
The lion had a hand grenade tossed at him and he only lost his teeth and sight? What the fuck kind of lion is that?!

Genetically Engineered Super Lion!

We must KILL IT NOW.. before it breeds and we have to worship our Lion overlords...

 

[TecHNooB]

10

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
0

Stop being such a negative Nancy.

 

[Paperdoc]

On this morning's CBC's Radio program "The Current", their comment was like: "How could they be so cruel in their punishment of the poor pig? It's not like she did anything serious like going to school or trying to drive a car!"

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: Sumguy
The lion had a hand grenade tossed at him and he only lost his teeth and sight? What the fuck kind of lion is that?!

?

 

[Finalnight]

Originally posted by: Sumguy
The lion had a hand grenade tossed at him and he only lost his teeth and sight? What the fuck kind of lion is that?!

Epic Lion!

 

[jonks]

The Pig Who Lived
http://www.canada.com/Coffee+Break/1766197/story.html