Scale is important.

[sdifox]

First Grade Drawing - PRICELESS!
A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment.

The teacher graded it and the child brought it home.

She returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.
It is NOT me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.
I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.
This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Harrington




​

 

[BoomerD]

Where's the pic?

 

[highland145]

Where's the pic?

An old one. It faded.

 

[sdifox]

Where's the pic?

fixed, hopefully. I don't care if it is older than internet.

 

[BoomerD]

Meh...It's obvious mommy's not a stripper...she doesn't have tits.

 

[highland145]

Meh...It's obvious mommy's not a stripper...she doesn't have tits.

Stick women don't have tits.

 

[Numenorean]

Stick women don't have tits.

False

 

[vi edit]

Lies. Anyone that works at HD should have an orange apron on.

 

[highland145]

False

Tits and hips?

 

[gorcorps]

This is old as olds himself... where have you guys been?

 

[Homerboy]

holy hell. Welcome to the internet.
This is older than AOL.

 

[sdifox]

This is old as olds himself... where have you guys been?

some things need to be re-laughed at.