- Oct 11, 1999
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So I was one of the lost children from Directv DSL when they went under, and switched to SBC/Yahoo...
My experience so far:
1.) I'm sorry Mr. Pliable, we can't help you, you have a router @ your home, we cannot & will not troubleshoot your line despite your 90kbps download speeds...
2.) I had a Trios drive selector & HD lying around, install both and install the SBC/Yahoo crapware, swap 2 cables, power down & up on new HD, & wow an entirely SBC system.
---SBC in Mid Jan after I made the modification ot wife's box for troubleshooting "Seems like there was an error in your original order, are you SURE you didn't ask for the 384kbps download package?" Me: "Fvck no, why would I do that?" (not a quote).
---SBC Welllll... we don't believe you, but we'll put in an order to upgrade your service on Feb 6th & you'll have up to 1.5mbps...
3.) Feb 6 comes & goes, I troubleshoot with 3 more techs, spending 2+ hours with them today, the last tech (who played some online games & I thought wasn't going to screw me) cuts me off accidentally(?) @ the end of the trouble ticket write up. I wait 20 minutes, no return call, & call back, getting a tech who sounded like Bennie from LA Law (dev disabilities), I work with him for 5 minutes & ask for his supervisor...
---SBC supervisor picks up 15 min later, "What's the problem sir?"
---Me: "Your company, [rant mode on] for about 15 minutes, end up telling her they've been nothing but a pain for the last 1.5 months, & that of the 3 lawyers I had currently retained, that I'm sure @ least one of them had a friend who'd be willing to sue SWB for making me waste my life on hold & for them not bothering to provide the services they were charging me for, & that there was someone that throws a switch somewhere to get my speed up & she'd better damn well get ahold of that person & bump up my connections speeds today or I'd write a check for a retainer to said attny[rant mode off].
4.) I get a call 45 min later from a guy who threw the switch...
2003-02-12 16:45:13 EST: 918 / 106
Your download speed : 918054 bps, or 918 kbps.
A 112 KB/sec transfer rate.
Your upload speed : 106809 bps, or 106 kbps
Up from 90-319 kbps for the last 1.5 months
(I know my speeds still suck, but it's 3X faster than what I had)
My experience so far:
1.) I'm sorry Mr. Pliable, we can't help you, you have a router @ your home, we cannot & will not troubleshoot your line despite your 90kbps download speeds...
2.) I had a Trios drive selector & HD lying around, install both and install the SBC/Yahoo crapware, swap 2 cables, power down & up on new HD, & wow an entirely SBC system.
---SBC in Mid Jan after I made the modification ot wife's box for troubleshooting "Seems like there was an error in your original order, are you SURE you didn't ask for the 384kbps download package?" Me: "Fvck no, why would I do that?" (not a quote).
---SBC Welllll... we don't believe you, but we'll put in an order to upgrade your service on Feb 6th & you'll have up to 1.5mbps...
3.) Feb 6 comes & goes, I troubleshoot with 3 more techs, spending 2+ hours with them today, the last tech (who played some online games & I thought wasn't going to screw me) cuts me off accidentally(?) @ the end of the trouble ticket write up. I wait 20 minutes, no return call, & call back, getting a tech who sounded like Bennie from LA Law (dev disabilities), I work with him for 5 minutes & ask for his supervisor...
---SBC supervisor picks up 15 min later, "What's the problem sir?"
---Me: "Your company, [rant mode on] for about 15 minutes, end up telling her they've been nothing but a pain for the last 1.5 months, & that of the 3 lawyers I had currently retained, that I'm sure @ least one of them had a friend who'd be willing to sue SWB for making me waste my life on hold & for them not bothering to provide the services they were charging me for, & that there was someone that throws a switch somewhere to get my speed up & she'd better damn well get ahold of that person & bump up my connections speeds today or I'd write a check for a retainer to said attny[rant mode off].
4.) I get a call 45 min later from a guy who threw the switch...
2003-02-12 16:45:13 EST: 918 / 106
Your download speed : 918054 bps, or 918 kbps.
A 112 KB/sec transfer rate.
Your upload speed : 106809 bps, or 106 kbps
Up from 90-319 kbps for the last 1.5 months
(I know my speeds still suck, but it's 3X faster than what I had)
