Saying you hated being told when you were young/now?

[TridenT]

My favorite ones I've always hated were...

"You're not people."

"Life's not fair."

 

[rudeguy]

you'll put your eye out!

 

[zerocool84]

You're still young so yea.

 

[guyver01]

Keep making that face and it will freeze that way.

Keep doing that and your palms will become hairy.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I don't want to see your face. Get out of my sight.

 

[TridenT]

I don't want to see your face. Get out of my sight.

You must have heard that one wherever you went.

 

[BoomerD]

"You'll understand when you get older."

"Life's a bitch...then you die."

"Sometimes, things happen for a reason."

oh yeah...the obligatory...

"You're not putting that thing in me...it's way too big."

 

[TridenT]

"You'll understand when you get older."

"Life's a bitch...then you die."

"Sometimes, things happen for a reason."

oh yeah...the obligatory...

"You're not putting that thing in me...it's way too big."

The last one you didn't need to say... it's automatically implied for all us ATOT'ers.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You must have heard that one wherever you went.

Yeah, it got old.

 

[BoomerD]

The last one you didn't need to say... it's automatically implied for all us ATOT'ers.

Well...many of us anyway...but you'll understand when you get older.

 

[TridenT]

Well...many of us anyway...but you'll understand when you get older.

 

[eldorado99]

Being called froot loops. Wait...

 

[TridenT]

Being called froot loops. Wait...

 

[IronWing]

No, you can't touch that.

 

[TridenT]

No, you can't touch that.

"Can't touch this."

I heard that a lot. Damn women.

 

[guyver01]

"Can't touch this."

I hear that a lot. Damn men.

fixed.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

"There are kids starving in Africa..."

 

[TridenT]

"There are kids starving in Africa..."

I never got that one. I'd say that one though.

One I got a lot was: "EAT DAMN-IT!"

"You won't get anything after dinner, if you don't eat this." (this being dinner)

 

[guyver01]

If you won't eat it now.. you can eat it for breakfast... or lunch.. or dinner... until its gone.

 

[TridenT]

If you won't eat it now.. you can eat it for breakfast... or lunch.. or dinner... until its gone.

My parents would cave in because I looked like a starving kid in Africa.

Bed time came around, I didn't eat for many hours and would go to bed with an empty stomach... they're like, "Fuck, eat this peanut butter sandwich/saltines" as I am in bed.

 

[guyver01]

My parents would cave in because I looked like a starving kid in Africa.

Bed time came around, I didn't eat for many hours and would go to bed with an empty stomach... they're like, "Fuck, eat this bowl of fruit loops" as I am in bed.

fixed

 

[chuckywang]

"Not at the table, Carlos!"

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

"You don't need drugs to have a good time."

Usually said by some idiot who's never taken drugs.

While it's true, it's still a stupid saying to say. It's like saying "You don't need sex to have a good time."

That's true too, but it doesn't mean sex isn't great, or that you shouldn't have sex.

You've never had a good time like you've had on good drugs.

PSA - I don't take drugs anymore. Drugs are for young people who don't have responsiblitys.

 

[lxskllr]

"We need to talk"

Said by a chick right before you get your ass reamed for something you said/did 2 years earlier. I still get chills thinking of that crap :^(

 

[guyver01]

"i feel like a defective typewriter"