say youre a senior in high school again

[LtPage1]

so im doing a 10 minute Original Prose and Poetry in front of my speech and debate class on friday- the teachers really cool, which basically means ive got a huge amount of leeway with what i can do. if you were back in high school, what would you want to lecture kids on? any ideas welcome: politics/religion/love/humorous/random jerkoff stuff.

 

[Nikamichi]

Your sig says it all.

 

[aplefka]

how to get 10 gb of pr0n in 10 days

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi
Your sig says it all.

 

[freakflag]

I'm gonna grab my favorite teacher by the hair, bend her over the desk and hump her like a horny bunny on Benzadrine until I hear the buzzer.

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: freakflag
I'm gonna grab my favorite teacher by the hair, bend her over the desk and hump her like a horny bunny on Benzadrine until I hear the buzzer.

You're creepy.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: bR

Originally posted by: freakflag
I'm gonna grab my favorite teacher by the hair, bend her over the desk and hump her like a horny bunny on Benzadrine until I hear the buzzer.

You're creepy.

 

[BigJ]

Save your money now, because eventually you'll have no more money for beer.

And you will cry.

🙁

 

[freakflag]

Originally posted by: bR

Originally posted by: freakflag
I'm gonna grab my favorite teacher by the hair, bend her over the desk and hump her like a horny bunny on Benzadrine until I hear the buzzer.

You're creepy.

Why? You never had a teacher you wanted to hump? He said I could do anything, remember? What would you do? Spend 10 more minutes with the old gang from the glee club?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: freakflag

Originally posted by: bR

Originally posted by: freakflag
I'm gonna grab my favorite teacher by the hair, bend her over the desk and hump her like a horny bunny on Benzadrine until I hear the buzzer.

You're creepy.

Why? You never had a teacher you wanted to hump? He said I could do anything, remember? What would you do? Spend 10 more minutes with old gang from the glee club?

Well in that case, I can think of 1...2....3....4 teachers that would all be in on it. My teacher hired about 15 just-out-of-college teachers during my 4 years there, and there were some lookers.

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: bR

Originally posted by: freakflag
I'm gonna grab my favorite teacher by the hair, bend her over the desk and hump her like a horny bunny on Benzadrine until I hear the buzzer.

You're creepy.

Seconded :Q

 

[LtPage1]

k well, all my women teachers are old. and this teacher is like a 6'6" ex-air force football guy. so i think thats a no go, thanks.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Procrasinate, then do something crazy for 10 minutes- then when they ask WTF it was all about, cry and scream that (s)he doesn't understand true art.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: freakflag

Originally posted by: bR

Originally posted by: freakflag
I'm gonna grab my favorite teacher by the hair, bend her over the desk and hump her like a horny bunny on Benzadrine until I hear the buzzer.

You're creepy.

Why? You never had a teacher you wanted to hump? He said I could do anything, remember? What would you do? Spend 10 more minutes with the old gang from the glee club?

I was never so lucky. Not once in any grade did I have a boneable teacher.

 

[bondboy]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

Originally posted by: freakflag

Originally posted by: bR

Originally posted by: freakflag
I'm gonna grab my favorite teacher by the hair, bend her over the desk and hump her like a horny bunny on Benzadrine until I hear the buzzer.

You're creepy.

Why? You never had a teacher you wanted to hump? He said I could do anything, remember? What would you do? Spend 10 more minutes with the old gang from the glee club?

I was never so lucky. Not once in any grade did I have a boneable teacher.

Gotta go to the right schools.

 

[NightTrain]

I would tell them to take the blue pill.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

Originally posted by: freakflag

Originally posted by: bR

Originally posted by: freakflag
I'm gonna grab my favorite teacher by the hair, bend her over the desk and hump her like a horny bunny on Benzadrine until I hear the buzzer.

You're creepy.

Why? You never had a teacher you wanted to hump? He said I could do anything, remember? What would you do? Spend 10 more minutes with the old gang from the glee club?

I was never so lucky. Not once in any grade did I have a boneable teacher.

me neither.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: aplefka
how to get 10 gb of pr0n in 10 days

with a shotgun modem...😛

I still remember drolling over the Diamond SuprraMax thing amajig wth 8 modems....144kbps😛

;Drool;

 

[Vich]

Originally posted by: freakflag
I'm gonna grab my favorite teacher by the hair, bend her over the desk and hump her like a horny bunny on Benzadrine until I hear the buzzer.

rofl

 

[EyeMWing]

Talk about why toenails are the sexiest part of a girl's body. Especially ingrown toenails. That'll get some attention.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Talk about why toenails are the sexiest part of a girl's body. Especially ingrown toenails. That'll get some attention.

:Q

 

[Anubis]

id tell them that everything they have been told about college and real life up to this point was a total lie, and go on to explain that in college most of your time will be spent getting wasted and having sex, and if you lucky having sex while wasted

and after that you will have a job you most likely hate and theres nothing you can do about it

evil laugh

dissapear in a poof of smoke

 

[RandomFool]

cry 😱