Say something nice about liberals

[Texashiker]

Lets say something nice about liberals, and I will go first.

Make sure illegal immigrants have a right to vote.

Make sure illegal immigrants have a country they can call their own,

Make sure illegal immigrants do not have to live in fear of being deported.

Make sure free trade agreements stay enacted, so those poor people overseas have jobs.

Free education to illegal immigrants.

States can no longer ask for your ID so you can vote.

Free welfare and food stamps for everyone!!!!!!!!!

 

[woolfe9999]

This is the second troll thread mocking Moonbeam's parallel thread about conservatives. Can we at least consolidate them?

 

[zinfamous]

Liberals wrote the DoI, and rebelled against tyranny

Liberals created the Bill of Rights.

Liberals founded this country, based on the very ideals which today's conservatives seem bound and determined to squash.


etc...

 

[Pr0d1gy]

Neither of you are smart enough to think for yourselves. Right v Left is like Dumber v Dumbest.

 

[cybrsage]

The nicest thing to say is that liberals only make up 21% of the US.

 

[thraashman]

Virtually every advancement in the way we think and act has been as a result of liberal ideology.

Liberals are why we don't think the Earth is the center of the universe.
Liberals are why we no longer believe sickness is caused by angering God.
Liberals are why democracy exists.

 

[dank69]

Liberal chicks are more inclined to invite their hot friends into the sack with us. :thumbsup:

 

[blankslate]

They understand that it is possible to have a dislike for the President while still loving their country.

 

[lopri]

The total misconception about illegal immigrants and what effects they have on domestic economy is probably No. 1 modern myth. It does prove, however, some people simply need something/someone to hate.

 

[Moonbeam]

This is the second troll thread mocking Moonbeam's parallel thread about conservatives. Can we at least consolidate them?

Yes and to think I was serious.

There's an idea. Democrats are not a petty.

 

[Spungo]

-social security
-medicare
-medicaid
-40 hour work week
-at least 1.5x pay for overtime
-historically better at balancing the budget
-free education
-free fire fighters
-armed rebellion against the British
-gave women the right to vote
-gave blacks the right to vote
-legalized anal sex
-repealed the ban on alcohol

 

[werepossum]

I realize this is a parity thread, but liberals are generally better on human rights (including but not limited to gay rights) and environmental issues.

 

[nehalem256]

-social security
-medicare
-medicaid

So they are responsible for the 3 major programs that transfer wealth from men to women.

-40 hour work week
-at least 1.5x pay for overtime
-historically better at balancing the budget

Yeah, some good stuff!

-free education
-free fire fighters

But they will not teach us the truth about how man used to keep dinosaurs as pets

-armed rebellion against the British
-gave women the right to vote
-gave blacks the right to vote

You see the word armed... somehow I dont think you can give credit to liberals for that one

-legalized anal sex

So can we blame them for AIDs then?

-repealed the ban on alcohol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

...which they banned.

The Eighteenth Amendment was the result of decades of effort by temperance movements and at the time was generally considered a progressive amendment.

 

[etrigan420]

Virtually every advancement in the way we think and act has been as a result of liberal ideology.

Liberals are why we don't think the Earth is the center of the universe.
Liberals are why we no longer believe sickness is caused by angering God.
Liberals are why democracy exists.

Dude you *sooooo* just pissed god off.

I see a bout of Scurvy in your future.

 

[boomerang]

Liberals will discuss issues with you and still be your friend.

Progressives know every fucking thing and have no qualms with forcing their will upon you because you're too stupid to know it's for your own fucking good.

We've got too few of the former and too many of the latter.

 

[zinfamous]

You see the word armed... somehow I dont think you can give credit to liberals for that one

Thomas Jefferson? John Adams? liberals

So can we blame them for AIDs then?

wtf I don't even.

What do you know about HIV/AIDs?

 

[Steeplerot]

Liberals will discuss issues with you and still be your friend.

Progressives know every fucking thing.

Liberals who know you probably know better then to discuss stuff with someone so nuts about the subject, what you see as a progressive is someone who is probably bored enough to call you on the nonsense you speak.

Just because someone cares enough to call you out does not mean they are against you.

The reason you feel picked on is because you have no argument.



But then some people like taking on hopeless causes.

 

[nehalem256]

wtf I don't even.

What do you know about HIV/AIDs?

I know it is much more likely to spread through anal than vaginal sex.

Why do you 1/5 gay men in the US has HIV?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I know it is much more likely to spread through anal than vaginal sex.

Why do you 1/5 gay men in the US has HIV?

You're just embarrassing yourself.

 

[infoiltrator]

Look up the statistics for Africa, Asia, or the Carribean.
Prostitution is more likely to spread HIV/AIDS. Especially to clients partners.

 

[nehalem256]

You're just embarrassing yourself.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/09/23/aids-usa-idCNN2315623720100923

Nearly one in five gay and bisexual men in 21 major U.S. cities are infected with HIV, and nearly half of them do not know it, U.S. health officials said on Thursday.

Yeah because quoting CDC statistics is "embarrassing myself"

 

[boomerang]

Liberals who know you probably know better then to discuss stuff with someone so nuts about the subject, what you see as a progressive is someone who is probably bored enough to call you on the nonsense you speak.

Just because someone cares enough to call you out does not mean they are against you.

The reason you feel picked on is because you have no argument.



But then some people like taking on hopeless causes.

I always find it encouraging getting feedback when I hit a nerve. Oh, and I don't know the rules at this moment regarding intentionally misquoting but I know it when I see it.

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

They're not conservatives.

 

[EXman]

Liberals wrote the DoI, and rebelled against tyranny

Liberals created the Bill of Rights.

Liberals founded this country, based on the very ideals which today's conservatives seem bound and determined to squash.


etc...

lol

Liberals say funny things!

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/09/23/aids-usa-idCNN2315623720100923



Yeah because quoting CDC statistics is "embarrassing myself"

Wow, you're a fucking retard.

From the quote YOU posted:

"Nearly one in five gay and bisexual men in 21 major U.S. cities are infected with HIV, and nearly half of them do not know it, U.S. health officials said on Thursday."

Nowhere does it say 1 in 5 gay men in America have HIV.