Say Hello to the Goodbye Weapon

KB

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I want one. How soon till they are available on the internet? 2 weeks?
 

BoomerD

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Bring back the Neutron bomb. Kills all the people, doesn't destroy buildings...NO rebuilding needed. Look at the cost savings. ;)
 

Garet Jax

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So it hurts like hell and forces people to run away.

Will they release any for home use?
 

SunnyD

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Deemed safe after numerous tests...

20 years later the folks with cancer and extra arms from being Microwaved agree...

Edit: For the record... I'll take 2. It would make for a great game of maser-tag.
 

Atheus

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The people at the back of the crowd will feel no effects and will continue pushing forward, thereby preventing the front of the crowd from escaping, and likely maiming most of them.

I amazes me that such things are considered to prevent peaceful protest.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: Atheus
The people at the back of the crowd will feel no effects and will continue pushing forward, thereby preventing the front of the crowd from escaping, and likely maiming most of them.

I amazes me that such things are considered to prevent peaceful protest.

if its peaceful protest then this wouldn't be needed.
 

amish

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i hope that i can attach it to my car to move sunday drivers out of my way.
 

mundane

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I like the reader comments. A third think it's a good idea, a third disagree because it's of limited use (no sh!t, sherlock, it's just another tool), and the last third are outraged that it would ever be fielded or tested (would they prefer firearms be used for crowd control?).
 

Gooberlx2

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I liked the one I read a long time ago about ultra-low frequencies causing crowds to lose control of their bowels.
 

Horus

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Originally posted by: pontifex
sounds sorta like the Gom Jabbar test

I will not fear fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death where all other deaths come from. I will face my fear, I will let my fear pass through me and over me. And when it is gone, only I will remain.
 

Atheus

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Atheus
The people at the back of the crowd will feel no effects and will continue pushing forward, thereby preventing the front of the crowd from escaping, and likely maiming most of them.

I amazes me that such things are considered to prevent peaceful protest.

if its peaceful protest then this wouldn't be needed.

Yea right.
 

TheNinja

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These were used in the Left Behind series of books. They basically started to boil the water in your body and if the beam stayed on you a long time you would die, but it was used to repel people or confuse them.
 

drinkmorejava

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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
I liked the one I read a long time ago about ultra-low frequencies causing crowds to lose control of their bowels.

I think that's a 3hz square wave.
 

Atheus

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Originally posted by: drinkmorejava
Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
I liked the one I read a long time ago about ultra-low frequencies causing crowds to lose control of their bowels.

I think that's a 3hz square wave.

Myth busted by mythbusters!
 

GagHalfrunt

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Originally posted by: lozina
Can it be beamed through phone lines to repel telemarketers??


Who cares, as long as it keeps the damn Jehovah's Witnesses off my porch I'll buy one.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: thirdeye
I like how it's easier to get approval for some that will most definitely maim and kill than it is to get approval for something non-lethal :p

because its pretty clear that a bomb will blow you to pieces than to determine if some kind radio frequencey waves or whatever are going to hurt you.
 

1sikbITCH

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Originally posted by: SunnyD
Deemed safe after numerous tests...

20 years later the folks with cancer and extra arms from being Microwaved agree...

Well when given the choice of being killed right now or living an extra 20 years I think most would take the 20 years. Besides, that's one more arm they'll have to pump in the air while chanting Death to America.