Say goodbye, iPhone!

hellfreeze

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Stumbled across this while searching for something else.

This is not intended to start an Android vs iPhone debate!

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http://richardlai.xanga.com/710097655/will-it-blen-oh-you-got-a-gun-cool-bye-iphone/
 

theflyingpig

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This is not intended to start an Android vs iPhone debate!

There's no debate. The iPhone is just better. It's like comparing Israeli contributions to society to Palestinian contributions. Everyone knows this.
 

dpearson

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Make the comparison. It's relevant. If you were a thinking man, like myself, you would have realized this immediately. Everyone knows this.

Oh TFP, you make every thread you post in delightful. ^_^

OP, I think I'm missing something here. A phone's screen is destroyed after getting shot by a 9mm. It just seems like a logical cause and effect thing to me. I've never used an iPhone so I don't have a reason to hate it.

Though I guess it's cool in the "device gets destroyed" sense.
 

KMFJD

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The phone was shot by Israeli commandos while it was trying to run the blockade of Gaza?
 

Ika

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That's one tough iPhone...3 shots and still in one piece?

you were expecting it to shatter in a hundred pieces? I'm a little surprised the glass is still all there but I really shouldn't, because these devices are designed to be stuffed in your pocket and dropped. Although, on that note, two of my friends had iPhones with broken screens...
 

AMDZen

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I love my iPhone and can't wait for the anouncement Monday to see if I will stick with iPhone or jump ship to the Droid Incredible.

If the battery is as good as its supposed to be, I don't see how I'll be able to jump ship with everything I've read about the Incredible's battery life
 

hellfreeze

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Oh TFP, you make every thread you post in delightful. ^_^

OP, I think I'm missing something here. A phone's screen is destroyed after getting shot by a 9mm. It just seems like a logical cause and effect thing to me. I've never used an iPhone so I don't have a reason to hate it.

Though I guess it's cool in the "device gets destroyed" sense.

I just thought it was cool in the sense that I've never seen anyone shoot a phone with a gun before. I'm sure it's been done, but I've never seen anyone post pictures of it.
 

AMCRambler

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There's no debate. The iPhone is just better. It's like comparing Israeli contributions to society to Palestinian contributions. Everyone knows this.

If by contributions to society you mean gunmen that rappel out of helicopters and take down ships. Then yes, statement is valid.

Israel stepped in it big time with that move. Took us with them too since we've got their back in the Mid East. Add Turkey to the list of countries that don't like us.
 

theflyingpig

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If by contributions to society you mean gunmen that rappel out of helicopters and take down ships. Then yes, statement is valid.

Israel stepped in it big time with that move. Took us with them too since we've got their back in the Mid East. Add Turkey to the list of countries that don't like us.

No, that's not what I mean. Israel has contributed much to the scientific knowledge of this world. The Palestinians have contributed nothing. In terms of phones, you could describe Israel as an iPhone; it is designed for both function and beauty, has art, entertainment, culture, and education. Palestine would be, well, like an andriod phone. A sorry excuse for a phone, which, if it were eliminated from the world, no one would notice at all. No one would even care. Everyone knows this.
 

deadlyapp

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no, that's not what i mean. Israel has contributed much to the scientific knowledge of this world. The palestinians have contributed nothing. In terms of phones, you could describe israel as an iphone; it is designed for both function and beauty, has art, entertainment, culture, and education. Palestine would be, well, like an andriod phone. A sorry excuse for a phone, which, if it were eliminated from the world, no one would notice at all. No one would even care. Everyone knows this.

i <3 tfp