Saw something interesting at the gas station today

[Exterous]

I was filling up my car at a gas station earlier today. While I was standing by the pump the girl whose car was at the pump in front of mine came back out of the store. She was a very attractive blond girl in yoga pants who had a nice athletic build and slightly curvy elbows.

She looked up at me and smiled. I smiled back and I am pretty sure we eye fucked for a second or two. Since she was a classy girl she didn't need to stay around and eye cuddle so we went back about our lives. I resumed my 1000 yard stare trying not to think about my life savings evaporating as the total ticked higher and holding the gas handle down because the assfaces at the station had removed the little gas pump lock thingies (<- pretty sure that is the technical term) and assumed that she would follow the standard 'leaving the gas station' protocols

About 30 seconds later I was startled by a loud thunk followed by a clang. I looked up started and saw the blond girl's car about 15 feet from the pump with the gas hose and nozzle laying on the ground stretched part way towards her car. She got out of the car head down. She looked back my way to see if I had noticed the commotion. Unfortunately for her everyone at the gas station had. Maybe something to do with very loud noises being concerning given the large quantities of combustable liquid/gasses around

Anyway - as she looked back I don't think I have ever seen someone's face so red. She sheepishly put the nozel back into the pump and quickly got back in the car and drove off

Cliffs:
Blond girl leaves kitchen
Girl forgets to remove gas pump handle from car before driving off
Gas station and Exterous do not explode
Girl goes home to make sammiches for Amir in retribution for attempted gas station sabatoge

 

[busydude]

She was a very attractive blond girl in yoga pants who had a nice athletic build and slightly curvy elbows.

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[Q]

 

[sygyzy]

She went home to make sandwiches for Amir, the middle eastern gas station attendant? What the fuck?

 

[God Mode]

Where are the pics? Who the hell doesn't carry a camera phone these days? I bet you're lying about the curvy elbows. So fail...

 

[Ichinisan]

So many documented cases of this. Every one that I have seen involved a woman driver.

I remember one where a guy was filming his kid at home in the front hard and mommy drives home with the hose dragging behind her (oblivious). I think that was on America's Funniest Home Videos.

 

[waggy]

hah i was driving into chicago when i seen a nice car with a older women driving and she was dragging one along. i was shocked she was able to get on I88 with it before the cops got her.

 

[Exterous]

She went home to make sandwiches for Amir, the middle eastern gas station attendant? What the fuck?

At least I assumed that what she did. I guess she could have gone down on him instead

Where are the pics? Who the hell doesn't carry a camera phone these days? I bet you're lying about the curvy elbows. So fail...

Whatever man - you weren't there I couldn't bring myself to take a picture of her in her time of shame

home in the front hard and mommy drives home with the hose dragging behind her (oblivious). I think that was on America's Funniest Home Videos.

I have never understood how you could be so oblivious that this would happen

 

[Kadarin]

You didn't bang her, so this fail thread is fail.

 

[SKORPI0]

Blonde female, not surprised that this happened. :biggrin:

 

[Lifted]

You must be a total stud if you had this curvy-elbowed chick so hot and bothered she forgot to pump the pump back.

TTIWWP (of you).

 

[effowe]

I saw this happen before and a man was the culprit. They have easy break away connectors so fuel doesn't go flying everywhere, guess it happens more than you would think.

 

[Sluggo]

Did you tell her she could give your hose a good yanking next?

 

[Exterous]

You must be a total stud if you had this curvy-elbowed chick so hot and bothered she forgot to pump the pump back.

TTIWWP (of you).

I work out but no need to get the thread locked by turning it into a stud thread

I saw this happen before and a man was the culprit. They have easy break away connectors so fuel doesn't go flying everywhere, guess it happens more than you would think.

Lies - she just looked like a he

Did you tell her she could give your hose a good yanking next?

I'm not sure I'd want her to try and rip it off after I filled her tank

 

[CZroe]

I saw this happen before and a man was the culprit. They have easy break away connectors so fuel doesn't go flying everywhere, guess it happens more than you would think.

Same here, but it's rare that a MAN actually drives home unawares. I have yet to see/confirm that.

 

[waffleironhead]

The hose getting ripped off happens more than you would think. I have a friend who works at a gas station, and apparently it happens a few times a month. The hoses are designed to let loose and be put back on easily.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

The hose getting ripped off happens more than you would think. I have a friend who works at a gas station, and apparently it happens a few times a month. The hoses are designed to let loose and be put back on easily.

I was getting gas a few months ago when I saw this happen. We flagged the guy down he came back in with the hose.