I went to see John Heffron last night at the Comedy Castle in Royal Oak. This guy is still hilarious. He was one of my favorite 2 comics from Last Comic Standing in season 2. His material is still just insanely funny. If he is gonna be near any of you people soon, I would highly suggest trying to go see him.
"Ladies, I'll give you a little background on what men do after they are done going to the bathroom. Ya kinda, um, clear the barrel before you reholster it. You don't want anything left in the chamber. And you do that a couple times, and you're fine and nothing happens. Now I'm at this age where I'll go to the bathroom, I'll shake it a couple times; which used to be the appropriate amount of times. Put it back in my pants and pi$$ myself everytime!" :laugh:
Can't wait 'till he's back in town again (even though he is here for 2 more nights, I won't be able to go again this time around).
"Ladies, I'll give you a little background on what men do after they are done going to the bathroom. Ya kinda, um, clear the barrel before you reholster it. You don't want anything left in the chamber. And you do that a couple times, and you're fine and nothing happens. Now I'm at this age where I'll go to the bathroom, I'll shake it a couple times; which used to be the appropriate amount of times. Put it back in my pants and pi$$ myself everytime!" :laugh:
Can't wait 'till he's back in town again (even though he is here for 2 more nights, I won't be able to go again this time around).
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