Saving time, the most perishable commodity, by executing out of order

[Slew Foot]

instead of washng your underwear, just turn it around

 

[skyking]

4 different positions!

 

[alzan]

Have a commode for your office chair. Not only will you save time by not running out to the bathroom, you'd be improving other people's health: http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/264585/speedreads-study-smelling-farts-is-good-for-your-health

 

[John Connor]

Why waist water? Pass the kitty litter box and take a crap in there.

Rewind the DVD.

Floss and brush your teeth at the same time.

Eat a hot pocket and take a crap.

 

[John Connor]

instead of washng your underwear, just turn it around

LMAO! That reminds me of my brother when he was young and would turn his socks inside out.

 

[l0cke]

Just pee in your pants, don't even bother to get up.

 

[John Connor]

Why use the urinal? Piss on the floor!

I was a custodian and that shit happened all the time. Filthy fuckers.