- Jan 27, 2003
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Round 1.
Can Opener conviently decides not to work tonight. I want tuna/egg salad for tommorow morning. I am not amused.
Round 2.
Using my wit and cunning skills, I am able to pry open the lid using primitive tools.
Final Round.
The tuna (and metal shavings) is MINE!
Tommorow.
I shall go to Target, and purchase a new can opener (and a manual one, for situations such as this). The old one will receive an untimely death.
Thank you, and goodbye.
Can Opener conviently decides not to work tonight. I want tuna/egg salad for tommorow morning. I am not amused.
Round 2.
Using my wit and cunning skills, I am able to pry open the lid using primitive tools.
Final Round.
The tuna (and metal shavings) is MINE!
Tommorow.
I shall go to Target, and purchase a new can opener (and a manual one, for situations such as this). The old one will receive an untimely death.
Thank you, and goodbye.