Saturday's post of sophmoric humor

[LordJezo]

Call 1-800-564-8982
Then press 2
Then press 5228

 

[GooberPHX420]

lol what is it? I dont wanna walk to the fone right now.

 

[FLandivar]

Just rings and rings and then says: Please leave your message after the tone.

 

It's a Sigma Health Care Library thing for Masturbation

"Children often stroke their genitals to soothe themselves before they go to sleep. This is a non-sexual form of masturbation."

Um, I musta been abnormal or something, 'cause I don't remember doing that!

 

[tm37]

"as log as it is not done publicly,....":Q

Does any NEED to be told not to spank it in public?:Q

 

[LordJezo]

"..does not cause hairy palms.."

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

<< Um, I musta been abnormal or something, 'cause I don't remember doing that! >>


Freak!

 

[Bignate603]

it's sophomoric humor, you spelled it wrong