Sarcastic Humor 101

[eits]

if i say something that's obviously absurd with pure conviction (i.e. "jessica alba is so damn ugly"), it's obviously meant to be taken as a joke.

i'll get the ball rolling...

"the cheesecake factory is the worst restaurant ever."

your turn.

You obviously have failed at attempting to be witty and sarcastic.

Tired of the Immature BS Mod

 

[DrPizza]

Are you suggesting that the rest of us start making idiotic nef threads, like yours which was locked?
I don't think the mods are going to be too keen...

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Are you suggesting that the rest of us start making idiotic nef threads, like yours which was locked?
I don't think the mods are going to be too keen...

Or this one?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Are you suggesting that the rest of us start making idiotic nef threads, like yours which was locked?
I don't think the mods are going to be too keen...

Ooh, maybe we can get a good quote from The Sarcastic Mod!

 

[kstu]

this is a stupid thread

oh wait thats not absurd at all, i fail

 

[The Pentium Guy]

The mods love threads like these !

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: eits
if i say something that's obviously absurd with pure conviction (i.e. "jessica alba is so damn ugly"), it's obviously meant to be taken as a joke.

i'll get the ball rolling...

"the cheesecake factory is the worst restaurant ever."

your turn.

The hell are you talking about? Cheesecake factory kicks ass.

 

[brandonbull]

Originally posted by: eits
if i say something that's obviously absurd with pure conviction (i.e. "jessica alba is so damn ugly"), it's obviously meant to be taken as a joke.

i'll get the ball rolling...

"the cheesecake factory is the worst restaurant ever."

your turn.

Your posts are the most insightful ones ever.

How's that?

BTW, Jessica Alba is not hawt

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Are you suggesting that the rest of us start making idiotic nef threads, like yours which was locked?
I don't think the mods are going to be too keen...

Or this one?

Idiotic's the name of the game...and eits always wins this game...

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Are you suggesting that the rest of us start making idiotic nef threads, like yours which was locked?
I don't think the mods are going to be too keen...

no, i'm suggesting that you make statements that are obviously untrue, thereby pointing out something that you favor in a sarcastically humorous way.

the purpose of this thread is to get people to realize when someone's being sarcastic. too many times, someone will see a really hot girl and say, "uh, gee... she's not hot whatsoever... not in the least bit," and someone else will say, "wtf are you talking about?! she's hot as hell!"

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: eits
if i say something that's obviously absurd with pure conviction (i.e. "jessica alba is so damn ugly"), it's obviously meant to be taken as a joke.

i'll get the ball rolling...

"the cheesecake factory is the worst restaurant ever."

your turn.

The hell are you talking about? Cheesecake factory kicks ass.

that's the point!

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: eits
if i say something that's obviously absurd with pure conviction (i.e. "jessica alba is so damn ugly"), it's obviously meant to be taken as a joke.

i'll get the ball rolling...

"the cheesecake factory is the worst restaurant ever."

your turn.

The hell are you talking about? Cheesecake factory kicks ass.

that's the point!

Exactly, I don't know how you can come on here and diss Cheesecake factory. You know, there are times when I just don't understand you.