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"Popular Discovery Channel series Deadliest Catch announced today that former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin, will appear in 3 episodes of this seasons episodes."
"Producers say they got the idea when Palin announced she could see Russia from her house (the show takes place in the Bering Sea close to Russia)."
"Palin will portray a "greenhorn", a fishing term for a first time fisherman. She will bait crab pots, and help to retrieve them from the bottom of the ocean"
In between her duties she will explain why there should be no limits on the amount of crab that can be harvested. As well as criticize the requirement for safety equipment on crab boats. Palin intends, in her own words, "To make America the greatest fishing nation in the world, and if we have to crack a few crab shells to do it, so be it"
It has been leaked that Palin will blame the death of fan favorite, Captain Phil Harris, on President Obama's health reform bill, claiming the fear of "death panels" drove the beloved Captain to an early grave.
It is speculated that this is only the first of a Palin "Jobs Across America" tour where she will work jobs that "real Americans" work, in her own words.
AP
"Popular Discovery Channel series Deadliest Catch announced today that former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin, will appear in 3 episodes of this seasons episodes."
"Producers say they got the idea when Palin announced she could see Russia from her house (the show takes place in the Bering Sea close to Russia)."
"Palin will portray a "greenhorn", a fishing term for a first time fisherman. She will bait crab pots, and help to retrieve them from the bottom of the ocean"
In between her duties she will explain why there should be no limits on the amount of crab that can be harvested. As well as criticize the requirement for safety equipment on crab boats. Palin intends, in her own words, "To make America the greatest fishing nation in the world, and if we have to crack a few crab shells to do it, so be it"
It has been leaked that Palin will blame the death of fan favorite, Captain Phil Harris, on President Obama's health reform bill, claiming the fear of "death panels" drove the beloved Captain to an early grave.
It is speculated that this is only the first of a Palin "Jobs Across America" tour where she will work jobs that "real Americans" work, in her own words.
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