Sarah Palin. Swimsuit. Bow chicka bow wow

[Lemon law]

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
When she kicks Biden's ass will you admit she's the best thing for this country since the assembly line?

Whoa... dude. Puff puff pass.

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Question to Whooseyerdaddy, given the fact the the VP debate format prevents either from confronting each other and thus having a potential to kick each others asses, will you finally admit that Palin is a dud if and when she kicks her own ass in the debate?

There will be that possible Palin pathetic potential, when its open mouth, insert both feet, pop goes the Palin credibility when her talking points can't stand scrutiny.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
When she kicks Biden's ass will you admit she's the best thing for this country since the assembly line?

Whoa... dude. Puff puff pass.

LOL, it seems Nanook got a hold of some Wowie Maui:shocked:

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

What happens when she kicks Biden's ass?

Will you admit that your incompetent candidate has a running mate that can't beat a hockey mom from Alaska?

That based on your own standards you should vote for McCain?

What will you admit should Biden kick her ass?

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

What happens when she kicks Biden's ass?

Will you admit that your incompetent candidate has a running mate that can't beat a hockey mom from Alaska?

That based on your own standards you should vote for McCain?

What will you admit should Biden kick her ass?

Is that even a sentence? Did Bush hack your account?

 

[winnar111]

Originally posted by: eskimospy

But sure! She's an outsider. Who cares if the outsider is competent or not, the important thing is that she's an outsider. You say Alaska looks down on the lower 48? The lower 48 barely remember Alaska exists.

Is that why liberals from the lower 48 scream every time we try to drill ANWR?

 

[Moonbeam]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
The objectification of women, I'd hit it, wreak that shit, etc is truly disgusting. I hope the people who think that way never marry or have any kids. I'm as interested in who you would f as I'm interested in how you wipe your ass. Focus instead on the fact that you're probably one of the last people on earth she would hit and with very good reason.

Get a sense of humor, you twat.

[edit]

Oh, and my wife said she'd hit it, too. I'm going to send Palin postcards requesting a threesome. And when my kids grow up (yeah, I've bred), I'm going to teach them not to get their shorts in a twist over stupid, harmless, lowbrow humor.

If you want to attack me that's fine. I've mowed many a lawn and stepped in lots of dog shit. It comes with the turf and comes off with a hose. But have some respect for your wife if you have one which I doubt and don't pretend she's the equivalent of a worthless piece of shit like you.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
The objectification of women, I'd hit it, wreak that shit, etc is truly disgusting. I hope the people who think that way never marry or have any kids. I'm as interested in who you would f as I'm interested in how you wipe your ass. Focus instead on the fact that you're probably one of the last people on earth she would hit and with very good reason.

Get a sense of humor, you twat.

[edit]

Oh, and my wife said she'd hit it, too. I'm going to send Palin postcards requesting a threesome. And when my kids grow up (yeah, I've bred), I'm going to teach them not to get their shorts in a twist over stupid, harmless, lowbrow humor.

If you want to attack me that's fine. I've mowed many a lawn and stepped in lots of dog shit. It comes with the turf and comes off with a hose. But have some respect for your wife if you have one which I doubt and don't pretend she's the equivalent of a worthless piece of shit like you.

LOL you are such a square. I bet you're a BLAST to hang out with! I thought Republicans were supposed to the party confined to the missionary. I *am* married, and I thank God she's not a squeaky clean little prude completely devoid of a sense of humor. Life is fun .

Not everyone wears tighty whities that are 6 sizes too small; some of us breathe a bit and try not to take ourselves too seriously. Try it sometime.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Not everyone wears tighty whities that are 6 sizes too small; some of us breathe a bit and try not to take ourselves too seriously. Try it sometime.

Moonies probably a free baller:shocked:

 

[Moonbeam]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: Moonbeam

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
The objectification of women, I'd hit it, wreak that shit, etc is truly disgusting. I hope the people who think that way never marry or have any kids. I'm as interested in who you would f as I'm interested in how you wipe your ass. Focus instead on the fact that you're probably one of the last people on earth she would hit and with very good reason.

Get a sense of humor, you twat.

[edit]

Oh, and my wife said she'd hit it, too. I'm going to send Palin postcards requesting a threesome. And when my kids grow up (yeah, I've bred), I'm going to teach them not to get their shorts in a twist over stupid, harmless, lowbrow humor.

If you want to attack me that's fine. I've mowed many a lawn and stepped in lots of dog shit. It comes with the turf and comes off with a hose. But have some respect for your wife if you have one which I doubt and don't pretend she's the equivalent of a worthless piece of shit like you.

LOL you are such a square. I bet you're a BLAST to hang out with! I thought Republicans were supposed to the party confined to the missionary. I *am* married, and I thank God she's not a squeaky clean little prude completely devoid of a sense of humor. Life is fun .

Not everyone wears tighty whities that are 6 sizes too small; some of us breathe a bit and try not to take ourselves too seriously. Try it sometime.

You crack me up. I commented on the coarseness of your thinking and you came unglued and had a little tantrum right here on the floor. You think some irrational Roman candle like you has anything to teach about being relaxed. You thought you were gonna tell the garbage man he stinks and got thrown in the truck.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: dmcowen674
What will you admit should Biden kick her ass?

Is that even a sentence? Did Bush hack your account?

Yes, it's a grammatically complete sentence, dumb ass.

Now post some pics of your non-prude wife so we can all make gutter comments.

She has that sort of sense of humor, right? :roll:

 

[idiotekniQues]

obviously a symbol of feminism right there

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: Moonbeam

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
The objectification of women, I'd hit it, wreak that shit, etc is truly disgusting. I hope the people who think that way never marry or have any kids. I'm as interested in who you would f as I'm interested in how you wipe your ass. Focus instead on the fact that you're probably one of the last people on earth she would hit and with very good reason.

Get a sense of humor, you twat.

[edit]

Oh, and my wife said she'd hit it, too. I'm going to send Palin postcards requesting a threesome. And when my kids grow up (yeah, I've bred), I'm going to teach them not to get their shorts in a twist over stupid, harmless, lowbrow humor.

If you want to attack me that's fine. I've mowed many a lawn and stepped in lots of dog shit. It comes with the turf and comes off with a hose. But have some respect for your wife if you have one which I doubt and don't pretend she's the equivalent of a worthless piece of shit like you.

LOL you are such a square. I bet you're a BLAST to hang out with! I thought Republicans were supposed to the party confined to the missionary. I *am* married, and I thank God she's not a squeaky clean little prude completely devoid of a sense of humor. Life is fun .

Not everyone wears tighty whities that are 6 sizes too small; some of us breathe a bit and try not to take ourselves too seriously. Try it sometime.

You crack me up. I commented on the coarseness of your thinking and you came unglued and had a little tantrum right here on the floor. You think some irrational Roman candle like you has anything to teach about being relaxed. You thought you were gonna tell the garbage man he stinks and got thrown in the truck.

Read each of our posts again, and you tell me who the "Roman candle is." Get over yourself. A couple guys make some flip comments on an Internet forum about an attractive woman, and you get all preachy, high, and of course - mighty. By the way, that's a mighty high opinion you have of your "ownage." You rock, dude!

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: dmcowen674
What will you admit should Biden kick her ass?

Is that even a sentence? Did Bush hack your account?

Yes, it's a grammatically complete sentence, dumb ass.

Now post some pics of your non-prude wife so we can all make gutter comments.

She has that sort of sense of humor, right? :roll:

Sorry, but lacking additional punctuation, no it's not, dumb ass.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: jbourne77
Sorry, but lacking additional punctuation, no it's not, dumb ass.

Sorry, stupe, but you're dead wrong.

Here's the sentence, please show us all what punctuation you think it needs.

What will you admit should Biden kick her ass?

 

[Moonbeam]

Read each of our posts again, and you tell me who the "Roman candle is." Get over yourself. A couple guys make some flip comments on an Internet forum about an attractive woman, and you get all preachy, high, and of course - mighty. By the way, that's a mighty high opinion you have of your "ownage." You rock, dude!

Yeah, but I didn't get all preachy and high minded about being preachy and high minded. That was you. I got all preachy and high minded about idiots who, for frivolous fun and sport, trash women as though they were things. That makes me a high minded moralist and respecter of women, worthy of my own self respect, and it makes you a hypocrite and general piece of s....

 

[Stuxnet]

Like I said, you take yourself WAY too seriously. To take a few "I'd hit it comments" to such a stupid extreme is... well, stupid. Consider the context and get over yourself.

[edit]

Perknose: You're right, I'm wrong. I misread the sentence. You win.

 

[Newbian]

If she had worn a bikini made out of moose skin she would had won it.

 

[Moonbeam]

Originally posted by: jbourne77
Like I said, you take yourself WAY too seriously. To take a few "I'd hit it comments" to such a stupid extreme is... well, stupid. Consider the context and get over yourself.

[edit]

Perknose: You're right, I'm wrong. I misread the sentence. You win.

It's not extreme at all if you have any experience with nice people who don't live in the gutter. A pig thinks slop is a delicacy and they faint when they smell perfume. You just made the mistake of coming out of a manhole on a busy street.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam

Originally posted by: jbourne77
Like I said, you take yourself WAY too seriously. To take a few "I'd hit it comments" to such a stupid extreme is... well, stupid. Consider the context and get over yourself.

[edit]

Perknose: You're right, I'm wrong. I misread the sentence. You win.

It's not extreme at all if you have any experience with nice people who don't live in the gutter. A pig thinks slop is a delicacy and they faint when they smell perfume. You just made the mistake of coming out of a manhole on a busy street.

Wow... you know what the funniest (or most disturbing) thing about you is? It's how impressed you seem to be with yourself. Sorry bro, but your uber Internet insults really aren't as inspiring or ingenious as you think. But if they entertain you, I suppose they serve half their purpose.

Here's a little insight:

1. Get out of the 50's. Sex is okay. Women have even admitted that they like it, too. They also like to be admired. Today's 'I'd hit it' is 1950's 'I think you're pretty in that Sunday dress and would like some apple pie.' You need to work on this transition. It will help you relate to today's female and, as a side benefit, you might even be able to relate to your fellow males, as well. Watch some football, too.

2. The comments were made after seeing Palin in a SWIMSUIT COMPETITION. I doubt the kind of objectification that has riddled your vagina with sand bothers her much. In fact, this side of nuns, they don't much bother women at all. They understand the context that apparently escapes you. Obviously, situation is not irrelevant, but beauty queens enjoy being told they're hot. Situation: check.

3. Women are no longer interested in soggy, sourpuss, "sweet" guys. Well, I guess they sort of are... they call them "friends I won't let f... me."

4. Because it warrants repeating: it's 2008, not 1958.

So there it is, Mr. Rogers. I look forward to whatever sophomoric insult you've been concocting since your last. I can't say they've been amusing; whatever entertainment they might have provided me was sapped by your own self-aggrandizement. Nonetheless, they seem to be somewhat therapeutic for you, so have at it .

 

[jman19]

Doesn't look particularly good to be honest. I think she looks better now than she did then.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: jman19
Doesn't look particularly good to be honest. I think she looks better now than she did then.

I'd hit it then AND now.

OOPS!

 

[Martin]

Are all beauty queens retarded, or just Palin and Miss South Carolina?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

What happens when she kicks Biden's ass?

Will you admit that your incompetent candidate has a running mate that can't beat a hockey mom from Alaska?

That based on your own standards you should vote for McCain?

What will you admit should Biden kick her ass?

Is that even a sentence? Did Bush hack your account?

It's funny. You're calling Moonbeam a tightwad, yet you're the one complaining about grammatical errors.

 

[Moonbeam]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: Moonbeam

Originally posted by: jbourne77
Like I said, you take yourself WAY too seriously. To take a few "I'd hit it comments" to such a stupid extreme is... well, stupid. Consider the context and get over yourself.

[edit]

Perknose: You're right, I'm wrong. I misread the sentence. You win.

It's not extreme at all if you have any experience with nice people who don't live in the gutter. A pig thinks slop is a delicacy and they faint when they smell perfume. You just made the mistake of coming out of a manhole on a busy street.

Wow... you know what the funniest (or most disturbing) thing about you is? It's how impressed you seem to be with yourself. Sorry bro, but your uber Internet insults really aren't as inspiring or ingenious as you think. But if they entertain you, I suppose they serve half their purpose.

Here's a little insight:

1. Get out of the 50's. Sex is okay. Women have even admitted that they like it, too. They also like to be admired. Today's 'I'd hit it' is 1950's 'I think you're pretty in that Sunday dress and would like some apple pie.' You need to work on this transition. It will help you relate to today's female and, as a side benefit, you might even be able to relate to your fellow males, as well. Watch some football, too.

2. The comments were made after seeing Palin in a SWIMSUIT COMPETITION. I doubt the kind of objectification that has riddled your vagina with sand bothers her much. In fact, this side of nuns, they don't much bother women at all. They understand the context that apparently escapes you. Obviously, situation is not irrelevant, but beauty queens enjoy being told they're hot. Situation: check.

3. Women are no longer interested in soggy, sourpuss, "sweet" guys. Well, I guess they sort of are... they call them "friends I won't let f... me."

4. Because it warrants repeating: it's 2008, not 1958.

So there it is, Mr. Rogers. I look forward to whatever sophomoric insult you've been concocting since your last. I can't say they've been amusing; whatever entertainment they might have provided me was sapped by your own self-aggrandizement. Nonetheless, they seem to be somewhat therapeutic for you, so have at it .

I became the greatest thing since sliced bread because I noticed it bothers you. I love being the most incredible thing on the planet that makes you lose your cool. Here you are telling me how upset I am that you slime women, but when I show you how fantastic I am you go into a deep snit. It's a gas to show phony little shallow fools like you how deep their uptightness runs when they strike out at supposed uptightness elsewhere. You can take your worthless knowledge of women and go have a threesome with Mrs. Palin. She scrapes out stuff like you from under her fingernails. Now tell me more about how disturbed you are that I'm so great while I enjoy myself in the mirror.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
I became the greatest thing since sliced bread because I noticed it bothers you. I love being the most incredible thing on the planet that makes you lose your cool. Here you are telling me how upset I am that you slime women, but when I show you how fantastic I am you go into a deep snit. It's a gas to show phony little shallow fools like you how deep their uptightness runs when they strike out at supposed uptightness elsewhere. You can take your worthless knowledge of women and go have a threesome with Mrs. Palin. She scrapes out stuff like you from under her fingernails. Now tell me more about how disturbed you are that I'm so great while I enjoy myself in the mirror.

I think it's funny that you desperately keep trying to project the intended results of your ramblings onto me. Perhaps you can't tell the difference between someone insulted by you, and someone who is simply confused by your profound disconnection with society, feels sorry for you, and is trying to help. Or maybe it's just a bit of backpedaling after the realization has set in that you totally overreacted to something so benign that to even lift an eyebrow to it is to "go off like a Roman candle", "lose your cool", and exhibit "uptightness."

On that note, avoid phrases like "it's a gas", "greatest thing since sliced bread", and "go into a snit." Remember, you're trying to assimilate with well-socialized people in 2008, not 1958.

Your nonsense has pretty much run its course. I'll leave the last word to you. I promise