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Santorum aborts campaign. Hahahahahaha

alzan

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Keeping an aspirin between his knees would've worked the best.
 

UberNeuman

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In other news, Santorum takes the remains of his campaign home to share with his family...
 

Munky

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How's he supposed to afford $1000/year contraceptives if he can't get someone else to pay for them?
 

OBLAMA2009

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the even funnier abortions were the ones his wifes live in 70 year old boyfriend was doing when she was living with him in her 20's
 

Lemon law

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Hahaha, such a clever play on words, but it still does nothing to explain Santorum or Gingrich.

They all did their patriotic duty to the GOP, in proving its possible for other GOP candidates to be even more irrational, out of touch, and even more nutty than Romney. Having done so, they made Romney look better and and now all the other also rans que up to have a cushy job in a future Romney administration. Dare we hope, its either octomom or Santorum for sec of Labor.
 

woolfe9999

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Too bad his campaign never lasted long enough to reach viability, and never to got to where there was any evidence of higher brain functioning.
 

Rainsford

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You guys got it all wrong. It's a campaign, not a choice. It doesn't matter what Santorum wants at this point, he's morally required to continue his campaign.
 

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