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Santa - Republican or Democrat? now with 100% more POLL!!

Republican. he makes children work for their gifts and supports punishing those who do not behave well. he also employs cheap labor 😛
 
I voted democrat, but upon thinking about it I would like to change it to republican, so if someone who wanted to vote dem could vote rep that would be great.

The reason is, the guy goes around the world handing out presents, but only to the Christian kids! And on top of that usually only decently well off christian kids get christmas presents... I mean we are talking about charity, but its a very very select charity, something I think befits a republican. 🙂
 
Communist-Stalinist. Those elves are his slaves and they do all the work while he sits there and commands them on what to do. He tries to lure little children to his way of life by tempting them with the fruits of the elven proletariat labor--toys. All the signs are there--RED suit, all equal workers, propaganda, red-nosed reindeer,etc. Santa is a bloody communist.


😀
 
Democrat - One big social program...

and like Clinton...he likes the ho, ho, ho! :Q

Oh, and on the Republican - Is as big as a state and is all RED! :Q
 
Let's see, he's a fat fvck industrialist who has cornered the American market using sweatshop foreign labor (elves) and yet he pays zero taxes -- Republican!

His whole existence is a myth designed to fool an entire constituency (the five and under crowd) not sophisticated enough to see through his lies -- Republican!

His response to concerned feminists who try to question his partiarchal, consumerist bent is to call them names (Ho! Ho! Ho!) -- Republican!



 
if he's giving the toys away for a tax break then he's a republican, if he's doing it out of the kindness of his heart he's a democrat. 😉
 
Old + Fat + White + Rich = Republican

Seriously, Santa, like Jesus, is neither. He hates us, it's the kids that get gifts. We get crap.
 
He's with you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
...
He's making a list once
He's checking it twice
He knows when you've been naughty or nice

Yup, Santa works for the Department of Homeland Security. 😀
 
Well he does take advantage of that 'off-shore' tax-exempt loophole with his factory being in the North Pole and all...so I would guess.....Republican all the way 😉
 
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