Santa and Mrs. Claus are the only regular people at the North Pole, right?

[rudeguy]

How did they meet?

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
How did they meet?

L and R

 

[darkxshade]

Through an internet dating website, they were the best match within a 1 mile radius.

 

[Tim]

This is why it's called the north pole Text

 

[Oyeve]

jdate.com

 

[rudeguy]

And what do the elves eat? Is it a Donner Party thing?

 

[BoomerD]

Remember, Santa isn't a normal person...he's the head elf.

That means that if Mrs. Claus is human...she's into interspecies kinkiness...

We need more pics!

 

[Braznor]

Their sleds collided.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Remember, Santa isn't a normal person...he's the head elf.

That means that if Mrs. Claus is human...she's into interspecies kinkiness...

We need more pics!

Santa is an elf? I thought he was a fat person?

 

[Biggerhammer]

He stuffed her stocking one year?

 

[dabuddha]

Craigslist casual encounters

 

[moshquerade]

they met when he was a young guy named Chris Kringle. she was a regular girl who feel in love with his good nature and good will.

 

[PingSpike]

She's not actually a real woman. She's an android, built using eleven manufacturing technology. You know those little bastards can build anything. The reason they live at the north pole is because patent laws have no juristiction there, so they can reverse engineer and copy any popular toy. They're really pushing it with stamping the same brand names on them though.

 

[Baked]

I thought Santa is old fat Jesus.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

they live there now, but santa has a huge network of friends and travels a lot, so many opportunities to meet chicks outside his hometown
http://cache.gawker.com/assets...12/santafinalfinal.jpg

 

[Jeff7]

She was hoping to see Peter North's pole.

Now she's married to a fat guy who enjoys visiting children in the night.

 

[tefleming]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
She's not actually a real woman. She's an android, built using eleven manufacturing technology. You know those little bastards can build anything. The reason they live at the north pole is because patent laws have no juristiction there, so they can reverse engineer and copy any popular toy. They're really pushing it with stamping the same brand names on them though.

And that's where babies come from... for machines.

 

[Bootprint]

Superman hooked them up.

 

[PepePeru]

once he whipped out his yule log, she fell in love.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
She was hoping to see Peter North's pole.

Now she's married to a fat guy who enjoys visiting children in the night.

Beat me to it.