Sanity is slipping away

[EyeMWing]

I don't know what the hell is up with me. I just had to ask the girlfriend how old I am. I freaking forgot. Time seems to drag by like a nail on a chalkboard at times and other times, hours seem to take the space of minutes (Which has... Interesting implications in bed, but that's not appropriate here). I've started typing passwords into username fields and usernames into password fields. I went to unplug the speakers from the back of my computer today - and mentally said 'that's the power cord' and then pulled it thinking it was the speakers. And I was looking, too.

What the fvck is wrong with me?

 

[tweakmm]

Drugs are bad...mmmkay.

 

[KLin]

you need to cut back on the crystal meth


damn, tweakmm beat me to it.

 

[EyeMWing]

No drugs that I'm aware of - I'm too much of a cheap bastage for that.

 

[sillymofo]

1 drop: 5 dollars
dead brain cells: Many

1 whole day of oblivious ecstacy: priceless.

 

[Kilgor]

Maybe you're just dumber than you thought.

 

[upsciLLion]

Have you been getting enough sleep and keeping your stress level to a low?

ups

 

[Crazymofo]

Hit your head on something recently??

 

[DaveSimmons]

Brain tumor. My remedy, which I learned from Dr. Manny Calavera:

Bone Saw!

 

[isaacmacdonald]

malnutrition.

 

[Gage]

I was having trouble with the year for a while. And I don't mean writing 2002 on a check when it's January 2003. I mean several times I thought it was 2004. I would write it on checks and other paperwork. When I made plans I would look at a 2004 calendar. I still do it sometimes when I'm tired and/ or stressed. I hope it's stress that causes it anyway.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: Gage
I was having trouble with the year for a while. And I don't mean writing 2002 on a check when it's January 2003. I mean several times I thought it was 2004. I would write it on checks and other paperwork. When I made plans I would look at a 2004 calendar. I still do it sometimes when I'm tired and/ or stressed. I hope it's stress that causes it anyway.

No, you travelled back in time to stop next year's Viral Armageddon. But now you've lost all of your future memories and are doing a really poor job of preventing the catastrophe.

You were suposed to kill Hans Moleman last week and now it's too late -- thanks for nothing! :|

 

[Gage]

Oh crap. It was HANS Moleman. I thought it was Frans Moleman. That explains a great deal.

 

[thomsbrain]

yeah. drugs. it's ok, you can tell us.

 

[Kadarin]

<Zathros>You are un-shtuck in time!</Zathros>