San Francisco to vote on Bush Memorial

BoomerD

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SAN FRANCISCO ? Reagan has his highways. Lincoln has his memorial. Washington has the capital (and a state, too). But President Bush may soon be the sole president to have a memorial named after him that you can contribute to from the bathroom.

From the Department of Damned-With-Faint-Praise, a group going by the regal-sounding name of the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is planning to ask voters here to change the name of a prize-winning water treatment plant on the shoreline to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

The plan, naturally hatched in a bar, would place a vote on the November ballot to provide ?an appropriate honor for a truly unique president.?

Supporters say that they have plenty of signatures to qualify the initiative and that the renaming would fit in a long and proud American tradition of poking political figures in the eye.

?Most politicians tend to be narcissistic and egomaniacs,? said Brian McConnell, an organizer who regularly suits up as Uncle Sam to solicit signatures. ?So it is important for satirists to help define their history rather than letting them define their own history.?

Not surprisingly, those Republicans in a city that voted 83 percent Democratic in 2004 are not thrilled with the idea. Howard Epstein, chairman of the ever-outnumbered San Francisco Republican Party, called the initiative ?an abuse of process.?

?You got a bunch of guys drunk who came up with an idea,? Mr. Epstein said, ?and want to put on the ballot as a big joke without regard to the city?s governance or cost.?

The renaming would take effect on Jan. 20, when the new president is sworn in. And regardless of the measure?s outcome, supporters plan to commemorate the inaugural with a synchronized flush of hundreds of thousands of San Francisco toilets, an action that would send a flood of water toward the plant, now called the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant.

?It?s a way of doing something physical that?s mentally freeing,? said Stacey Reineccius, 45, a software consultant and entrepreneur who supports the plan. ?It?s a weird thing, but it?s true.?



Gotta love San Francisco...GREAT sense of humor, and with Bush's record on the environment, (not to mention the rest of his "accomplishments") it seems VERY appropriate.

(I searched for Bush & sewage, got no hits)
 

Starbuck1975

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Supporters say that they have plenty of signatures to qualify the initiative and that the renaming would fit in a long and proud American tradition of poking political figures in the eye.
Matched by the long and proud tradition of poking fun at San Francisco's political activist community.
 

BassBomb

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The sad part is, this does the inverse of what GB did. This thing is cleaning the sh*t not producing it.
 

dainthomas

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Originally posted by: BassBomb
The sad part is, this does the inverse of what GB did. This thing is cleaning the sh*t not producing it.

And it's probably doing a good job.
 

Moonbeam

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Candlestick Park where the Giants used to play was opened before the nearby dump was closed and everybody, I hear, called it Candle Stink Park, so I guess people have always had some sense of humor here.

I heard this on the news and an glad it got that far. I have long supported Supreme Coup figures who voted for the turd, as urinal mints, and Bush could be added to that, but I don't think it should get that name. The best we can do for George Bush is to erase him from history like he never existed.
 

GroundedSailor

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I would prefer to see public urinals named in his honor.

Oh if they want to name the facility after him they should drop the word 'Plant' at the end and simple call it George W. Bush Sewage.




 

Perknose

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You're doing a brown job, Goody! :p
 

KGB

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Originally posted by: wwswimming
sewage gets a bad rap. it's fertilizer ! plants like it !

I agree, this gives sewage a bad name :p

I don't even live in San Francisco but I want to vote for this.
 

Moonbeam

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Originally posted by: Butterbean
Haha as if San Francisco needs more notoriety for contaminated sewage.

Who said Bush is contaminated? Any Links to that or is that just your opinion?
 

lupi

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If there's anyplace attempting to challenge the boys in DC for worst run government, san fran would be the ones to take up the challenge.
 

Hayabusa Rider

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Originally posted by: lupi
If there's anyplace attempting to challenge the boys in DC for worst run government, san fran would be the ones to take up the challenge.

Perhaps, but for the moment they haven't come close.

I like the idea though, and we could expand on it. I'm sure we in P&N could come up with some creative and helpful suggestions.
 

jonks

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Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
San Francisco is filled with D-Bags. That place sucks from what I gather.

Spending time at too many roadside truckstops eh?