Samuel L. Jackson in Apple iPhone commercial

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Via

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I like the fine print at the end; it says something like "sequences shortened".
 

Pardus

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"Siri... help me get these Mother Fucking Snakes of this Mother Fucking Plane!"
 

PottedMeat

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"Siri, does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?"

heh

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                                     JULES
                         You got to appreciate what an 
                         explosive element this Bonnie 
                         situation is. If she comes home from 
                         a hard day's work and finds a bunch 
                         of gangsters doin' a bunch of gangsta' 
                         shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' 
                         what she's apt to do.

                                     SIRI
                         I've grasped that, Jules. All I'm 
                         doin' is contemplating the "ifs."

                                     JULES
                         I don't wanna hear about no 
                         motherfuckin' "ifs."What I wanna 
                         hear from your ass is: "you ain't 
                         got no problems, Jules. I'm on the 
                         motherfucker. Go back in there, chill 
                         them niggaz out and wait for the 
                         cavalry, which should be comin' 
                         directly."

                                     SIRI
                         You ain't got no problems, Jules. 
                         I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in 
                         there, chill them niggaz out and 
                         wait for The Wolf, who should be 
                         comin' directly.

                                     JULES
                         You sendin' The Wolf?

                                     SIRI
                         Feel better?

                                     JULES
                         Shit Negro, that's all you had to 
                         say.
 
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