Samuel L. Jackson alarm clock?

[Crono]

Was listening to a podcast and someone made a joke about Samuel L. Jackson's voice being used for an alarm clock. "Wake the f*** up!"
Why isn't there one? Or is there one? Probably an app would do in this day and age.

In any case, I'm going to make an mp3 of it (even if I have to edit together lines from different movies) and set it on my various alarm clock apps. I'll have 4 different Samuel L. Jackson's yelling at me in the afternoon to wake up before work. "Press that snooze button one more time, I dare you".

 

[skipsneeky2]

English motherfudgerer do you speak it,would love to have this ringtone or alarm clock or perhaps something like "I am tired of these mothertrucking snakes on this mothertrucking plane" or somethnig of a parody like"I am tired of these lazy ass mothertruckers in this mothertrucking bed!" lol.

 

[Crono]

English motherfudgerer do you speak it,would love to have this ringtone or alarm clock or perhaps something like "I am tired of these mothertrucking snakes on this mothertrucking plane" or somethnig of a parody like"I am tired of these lazy ass mothertruckers in this mothertrucking bed!" lol.

Had that same line in my head.

Someone make a Kickstarter or Indiegogo campaign so we can have an actual alarm clock produced (something that can last on a backup battery for a long time for traveling/emergencies) and have enough money to hire Samuel L. Jackson to do the lines.

I guarantee it will get funded.

 

[PliotronX]

If you have an android phone the alarm clock app can do it:twisted:

 

[NFS4]

"Does he SLEEP... like... A BITCH!?"

 

[skipsneeky2]

"Does he SLEEP... like... A BITCH!?"

lol

 

[Phoenix86]

Go the fuck to sleep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv6b0CretuE