There, of course, from the beginning, the assumption was that robots would be humanoid. And as it turns out, theyre not. We do after all live commensally with robots now, we do, just as they expected. But the robots we live with dont have hands and feet, they dont carry trays of drinks, and they dont push the vacuum cleaner. At the edge condition, they are the vacuum cleaner. But most of the time, were their hands and feet. We embody them. We carry them around with us. They see everything we see, they hear everything we hear, theyre constantly aware of our location, position, velocity, and intention. They mediate our searches, that is to say they know our plans, they consider our dreams, they understand our lives, they even take our questions like how do I send flowers to my girlfriend transmit them to a great big database in california, and return us answers offered by the helpful wizard behind the curtain.
Who of course is keeping track. These are our robots, and we have everything we ever expected to have from them, except the first law of robotics. You remember how that went right? Deep in the design of the positronic intelligence that made the robot were the laws that governed the ethical boundary between what could and could not be done with androids. The first law, the first law, the one that everything else had to be deduced from was that no robot may ever injure a human being. Robots must take orders from their human owners, except where those orders involve harming a human being. That was assumed to be the principal out of which at the root, down by the NAND gates of the artificial neurophysiology of robot brains, down there where the simplest idea is, you remember for Descartes, it was cogito ergo sum, for the robot it was no robot must ever harm a human being. We are living commensally with robots but we have no first law of robotics in them, they hurt human beings everyday. Everywhere.
Those injuries range from the trivial to the fatal, to the cosmic. Of course, theyre helping people to charge you more. Thats trivial, right? Theyre letting other people know when you need everything from a hamburger to a sexual interaction to a house mortgage, and of course the people on the other end are the repeat players whose calculations about just how much you need, whatever it is, and just how much youll pay for it, are being built by the data mining of all the data about everybody that everybody is collecting through the robots.
But it isnt just that youre paying more. Some people in the world are being arrested, tortured, or killed because theyve been informed on by their robots. Two days ago the New York Times printed a little story about the idea that we ought to call them trackers that happen to make phone calls rather than phones that happen to track us around. They were kind eough to mention the topic of todays talk, though they didnt mention the talk, and this morning the New York Times has an editorial lamenting the death of privacy and suggesting legislation. Heres the cosmic harm our robots are doing us, they are destroying the human right to be alone.