Salma Hayek vs. Eva Longoria (with poll)

[CrazyApe]

Salma

vs

Eva

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: CrazyApe
Salma

vs

Eva

Yes please!

 

[toekramp]

eva fo sho

 

[meltdown75]

Eva's a hot flavour of the moment. I would classify both of these women as "spinners".

 

[BillyBatson]

salma anyday! who the hell is the other person

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I have to vote for Salma because she's got bigger cans. Eva's got a MUCH prettier face, but I'm too shallow.

 

[mpitts]

Salma Hayek

 

[dabuddha]

Salma by far

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: BillyBatson
salma anyday! who the hell is the other person

see Desperate Housewives - you may reconsider...

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: Nik
I have to vote for Salma because she's got bigger cans. Eva's got a MUCH prettier face, but I'm too shallow.

Sadly this is my exact reasoning too.

 

[NFS4]

I'll take Eva. All you need is a handful.

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: BillyBatson
salma anyday! who the hell is the other person

see Desperate Housewives - you may reconsider...

I've seen it and Salma Hayek is way hotter than Eva Longoria..

Salma Hayek is way hotter than just about any other woman I have ever seen..

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: BillyBatson
salma anyday! who the hell is the other person

yea who?

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: NFS4
I'll take Eva. All you need is a handful.

small & nice > big floppy pancake smashfest bewbies

 

[slurmsmackenzie]

fvck eva...

salma hayek is built like a real woman. all meaty and curvy and sh!t

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: NFS4
I'll take Eva. All you need is a handful.

small & nice > big floppy pancake smashfest bewbies

Yeah, wow, look at those huge floppy pancake smashfest bewbies :roll:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
fvck eva...

salma hayek is built like a real woman. all meaty and curvy and sh!t

The word "sturdy" comes to mind compared to Eva. Eva needs ta eat a sammich or two. :-\

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
fvck eva...

salma hayek is built like a real woman. all meaty and curvy and sh!t

Take if from Slurms.. he knows how to get down!

 

[Schadenfreude]

I don't know I don't know . . . why must you make me make such decisions?!

(Like I have a snowball's chance in hell anyways)

 

[BigJ]

Salma by a long shot.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Salma by a long shot.

Ayup...Eva, in every interview I've seen of her on TV, is just caked in makeup. She looks like a teenaged ho.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: NFS4
I'll take Eva. All you need is a handful.

small & nice > floppy pancake smashfest bewbies

**FIXED**
:laugh:

 

[slurmsmackenzie]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
fvck eva...

salma hayek is built like a real woman. all meaty and curvy and sh!t

The word "sturdy" comes to mind compared to Eva. Eva needs ta eat a sammich or two. :-\

after desperado with what's his face (who i think should divorce ol' facelift griffith and marry selma), i've been hooked. what a body. nice set of D's, skinny waste, and childbearing hips. hard pressed to beat that. i'll take some kate winslett on the side, too.

 

[AMDZen]

Salma

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
fvck eva...

salma hayek is built like a real woman. all meaty and curvy and sh!t

The word "sturdy" comes to mind compared to Eva. Eva needs ta eat a sammich or two. :-\

after desperado with what's his face (who i think should divorce ol' facelift griffith and marry selma), i've been hooked. what a body. nice set of D's, skinny waste, and childbearing hips. hard pressed to beat that. i'll take some kate winslett on the side, too.

I literally fell out of my seat at the theater during Desperado..