We have this one "reseller" that buys from us. He's very needy, knows very little about hardware, and is generally a burden most reps here don't want. He has pissed off all the sales reps in this branch, and is on his last one. He always wants his system quotes in 20 minutes, and very rarely ever buys anything.
(Names changed)
1st email:
2nd email: (This is where he sets the rep off)
David's response: (Priceless!
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I was in tears!
(Names changed)
1st email:
Response:David,
Will you have the pricing I asked for by the end of the day?
Thanks,
John
Sure?.you can also login and check pricing, that?s why we have the reseller login and password section on our website.
David
2nd email: (This is where he sets the rep off)
David,
I ask for your advise. (sic) Is your job an order taker or to help me? I don?t know the motherboard that goes with the latest P4 Processor. Please help me. I don?t know the memory that goes with the motherboard and don?t want to.
Thanks,
John
David's response: (Priceless!
John,
I know what my job/position is with (company) and that?s to find VALUABLE reseller?s that do LARGE amounts of business with me, not to get small ankle biter customers that do NO business with me, take up lots of my time and quoting stuff that the reseller can?t never seem to sell anyway. I didn?t ask for your account, I was GIVEN your account from James Smith who apparently got fed up with dealing with you in the first place, for these same reason?s.
You did a whopping 1,784.00 between August and the end of the year in 2005, this year since January; you have done another whopping 1,094.00 to date, so yes this makes you a prime candidate to do online purchasing, pricing, quote?s, etc.
I have customers doing well over 10K a month with me and you have the nerve to ask me what my position is with (company)? If you don?t like the level of service you?re getting from me, I suggest you call here and ask for (branch manager), then have him assign ANOTHER rep (I think this will be your 5th one) to your account.
Thanks,
David
PS If you don?t know the motherboard or memory that goes with the latest P4 processor, then I suggest you go on Intel?s website and do some training or get out of the computer business.
I was in tears!
