Salad forks and teaspoons are worthless.

[notfred]

Who came up with these useless miniature excuses for silverware? Why do they have to come with every silverware set? What the hell does a grown person need little tiny siverware for?

Its annoying when I go to get a fork and the drawer is full of stupid salad forks.

 

[sisq0kidd]

4/10

 

[Goosemaster]

*.* > sporks

 

[jadinolf]

0/10

 

[Safeway]

 

[Colt45]

salad forks are useless, but teaspoons i use pretty often.

 

[Lonyo]

OP is an idiot.
How do you stir tea without a teaspoon?
Salad forks? Meh.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
OP is an idiot.
How do you stir tea without a teaspoon?
Salad forks? Meh.

You have teacups that a regualr tablespoon wont fit into?

 

[David Brent]

not all of us have grotesque gaping mouths that are as wide as mick jagger's...teaspoons are preferable to tablespoons.

 

[FlakPanzer]

I prefer miniature silverware to regular silverware.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I HATE small forks. I like to use the BBQ grill style 2 prong forks to eat my food.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: David Brent
not all of us have grotesque gaping mouths that are as wide as mick jagger's...teaspoons are preferable to tablespoons.

You can't fit a spoon that's a full 1" wide into you mouth? Do you look like this?

 

[Pocatello]

Originally posted by: notfred
Who came up with these useless miniature excuses for silverware? Why do they have to come with every silverware set? What the hell does a grown person need little tiny siverware for?

Its annoying when I go to get a fork and the drawer is full of stupid salad forks.

Yeah, I hate small forks.

 

[klah]

If you put your testicles in a teaspoon it makes them appear larger.

 

[Insane3D]

Interesting reasoning...

You have no use for them, so you decided they are "worthless"?

 

[FlakPanzer]

Originally posted by: klah
If you put your testicles in a teaspoon it makes them appear larger.

:Q

 

[Calin]

Originally posted by: Colt45
salad forks are useless, but teaspoons i use pretty often.

I never saw salad forks. Teaspoons are good, and long-handle teaspoons are even better

 

[keeleysam]

10/10

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: Insane3D
Interesting reasoning...

You have no use for them, so you decided they are "worthless"?

Yup.
And apparently we should all use tablespoons in our cups.

 

[tami]

i like small forks. a lot. if i could (and i often do), i eat my main course with them. i guess i'd say i have a tiny mouth -- and when i was a kid, my orthodontist agreed that i had the smallest teeth of all the patients he's ever seen, if that says anything.

 

[allisolm]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: David Brent
not all of us have grotesque gaping mouths that are as wide as mick jagger's...teaspoons are preferable to tablespoons.

You can't fit a spoon that's a full 1" wide into you mouth?

Note to Notfred: That 1" wide one - that's a teaspoon.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: FlakPanzer
I prefer miniature silverware to regular silverware.

but the house was too... small...

 

[nakedfrog]

I use salad forks to eat olives.

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FlakPanzer
I prefer miniature silverware to regular silverware.

but the house was too... small...

LOL

 

[Cobalt]

Butter/spreading knives are worthless, the back of a tablespoon works 100x better.

 

[Tiamat]

chopsticks > all