Refurb Geforce GTS, the active cooling available on this card will help your dung be flugh away from the central impact point, the air movement will also serve to dry out your spencter to prevent future itching. But you should really consider the ATI Radeon series. Their red PCBs provide a better plate for examination of your poop. They also run cooler than the nvidia equivalent, so they wont cook your buns. The CATALYST driver series are much less forcefull on your posterior than the FORCEware series of drivers.