S/O out of town for the weekend. What to do?

[johnjohn320]

My gf and I share a small apartment. She's out of town for the weekend. What to do with the newfound space/solitude?

 

[lxskllr]

Play saxophone.

 

[MixMasterTang]

WWCSD (What would Charlie Sheen Do)?!?

 

[Printer Bandit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM

 

[ImpulsE69]

I really..just... don't know why this is even a question...

 

[Wyndru]

 

[PowerYoga]

dress up in her clothes and make duck faces and take pictures.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Want a quickie?

 

[Newbian]

Poop with the bathroom door open.

 

[shortylickens]

Gay midget orgy.

 

[Hugo Drax]

Get out of the house and try and make at least one friend? That way you do not need to go to a online forum and ask anonymous users on what to do for a weekend.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Gay midget orgy.

See op? Two volunteers already.

 

[shortylickens]

Get out of the house and try and make at least one friend? That way you do not need to go to a online forum and ask anonymous users on what to do for a weekend.

As someone who's been without friends for a while: Its really not as easy as you make it out to be.

I never appreciated that the Navy gave me automatic friends everywhere I went.

 

[johnjohn320]

Get out of the house and try and make at least one friend? That way you do not need to go to a online forum and ask anonymous users on what to do for a weekend.

Lol. Everyone else got it. You didn't.

 

[Golgatha]

Same situation, except it's my wife and kids that are going to be gone. Going to drink beer with buddies Saturday night, eat pizza for two days, and play video games when I'm not doing anything else. Going to sleep my ass in on Sunday as well. In short, I'm doing absolutely nothing of value.

 

[z1ggy]

The options are endless, but I think it should somehow involve hookers and/or blow.

 

[MaxPayne63]

Get a piece on the side. Duh.

 

[Midwayman]

Rearrange all the furniture before she returns.

 

[highland145]

All excellent answers. I'm in the same situation as the OP but I've got my 11 year old. He's too young for H&B, fapping, gay midgets, doesn't play the sax. Might have to break out the old Benadryl for him, party pooper.

 

[Apple Of Sodom]

Get caught up on reading all those news articles you wanted to do.

By "reading" I mean "fapping" and by "news articles" I mean "Brazzers."

 

[Red Storm]

Video games!

I do not get the fap suggestions. Are you people in sex-less relationships?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

All excellent answers. I'm in the same situation as the OP but I've got my 11 year old. He's too young for H&B, fapping, gay midgets, doesn't play the sax. Might have to break out the old Benadryl for him, party pooper.

As a child my circus-performer uncle Pete the Petite always told me there was no such thing as too young for gay midgets, and well into adulthood and since his passing I still live by that message.

 

[highland145]

As a child my circus-performer uncle Pete the Petite always told me there was no such thing as too young for gay midgets, and well into adulthood and since his passing I have not forgotten that message.

I'm sorry he touched you.

What'd he say about H&B?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Horse and bondage?

 

[highland145]

Hogs & bunnies.