Ryan Dunn of Jackass Dead in Car Crash

[purbeast0]

Even after a 9 or 10 beers, I can compose myself quite well. Aside from being in party-mode, I don't stumble around, and my speech is fine, but everybody knows I'm drunk, regardless of how I'm acting -- simply because I've been tipping them back all night.

heh that's what you think.

 

[Ns1]

heh that's what you think.

meh I know plenty of people like that. Won't trust them to drive though

 

[alkemyst]

It won't affect anyone. The people too stupid to call a cab will still drink and drive. I have friends I grew up with that are just like these guys. Tats all over their arms, long hair, do any possible drugs available and party every night. Even when they are in town and I tell them they are too drunk to drive they don't listen.

Even my sister in law already has 1 dui and 1 dwi, and she is only 23. She just keeps lawyering up and dodging serious consequences. She even has the option to call my wife an have her pick her up, but the only calls we get is after she has already been brought to the station. Some people just don't care. These types of people have always been around, and always will be. All we can do is try to avoid them.

She must be extremely wealthy and never blew. Most defenses of a breath or blood test are ridiculously expensive and many states have minimum sentences the judge must hand out.

 

[Wyndru]

As a person with long hair and tattooed arms, I have to take issue with that statement. No drugs for me though. Never even touched weed. Tattoos and long hair don't (always) equate to a fast, wreckless lifestyle. I'm not saying it's uncommon, just not always the case.

Ink in your skin and never getting a haircut has nothing to do with how much one values life as a whole.

I figured someone would take it that way. I'll edit it. Sorry.

 

[SlowSpyder]

Ryan Done

 

[shocksyde]

Ryan "Well" Dunn

 

[Wyndru]

She must be extremely wealthy and never blew. Most defenses of a breath or blood test are ridiculously expensive and many states have minimum sentences the judge must hand out.

Not wealthy, her DWI cost about $4000. She was supposed to have a breathalyzer installed in her car, but something happened where they weren't able to get one to her.

 

[Krynj]

meh I know plenty of people like that. Won't trust them to drive though

That's what I'm saying. I can maintain decent composure, but I'm definitely drunk, and well over the legal limit. Just because I don't act like a drunk bafoon, doesn't mean I can drive.

I never risk it. Even after 2 or 3 beers over an hour or two, I'm over the legal limit, and driving anywhere is just simply no longer an option.

 

[Krynj]

I figured someone would take it that way. I'll edit it. Sorry.

No need to edit it. I was just (mostly) being facetious.

 

[SAWYER]

http://www.dailylocal.com/articles/2011/06/21/news/doc4e00e416ce506230685918.txt?viewmode=default

Editors Note: Below is a piece that Ryan Dunn wrote for CC (Chester County Cuisine and Night Life) in 2009.

Ok, Ok, Ok … here we go, this rant is about YOU!!!

You don't know who you are because evidently, you’re an imbecile. You’re the forgettable human in front of me in the left lane, aka "passing lane,” that is way too oblivious to Earth to recognize your insignificance in the scheme of things. Not only are you an annoyance to everyone on the road behind you, but I assume a total let down to your immediate family and loved ones.

My only joy in life is the assumption that someone somewhere who is directly connected with you is in complete disapproval and embarrassment. I assume your parents have left much to be desired based on your imminent and obvious lowering of expectations. But I being a total stranger am eager to see you die in a truly disturbing, yet entertaining way.

Well, talk to me while your in traffic on your way to work, yelling at your windshield and punching your steering wheel like an idiot, all because some lifeless idiot can’t seem to muster up the thought process to recognize he’s not only useless, but affecting a good percentage of this town with his lack of point!!

Let me preface by saying, I’M A TERRIBLE DRIVER!!! Yet I can understand the concept of other people when it comes to commuting. I am what I like to refer to as a "race car driver," with that said; I’m an amateur driver in the Sports Car Club of America series (SCCA).

I consider myself a good /or very good track driver, yet on the road, I’m a d@#k! With that said I drive like a bat out of hell and while doing so, try and stay out of other people’s way and/or life. I may drive like a very large and extremely scary thing is chasing after me (or there is a very attractive case of beer on the horizon), but I don't affect other drivers while engaging in my very entertaining convenience. The human who, in his or her head, thinks that all lanes are created equal, can truly be run off the road in a fiery ball of flame.

You, single handedly, are creating all the traffic you are currently stuck in! If you were to get out of the way (while using your turn signal, which is a purchase option evidently ... that’s another story) and merge to the right/correct lane, we would all get to work on time, then out on time to hang with our significant others … or get to the bar in time to complain about our jobs, wives and most of all -- YOU!

I can only assume, you’re also the useless human who stops at the end of the onramp to "look both ways," my God, you are horrible in every possible way!!!! Do you think for a nanosecond, in your pea sized brain, that the state of Pennsylvania was just throwing away concrete and the most logical way to get rid of it was to create a meaningless merging third lane for no other reason than to park on the end of it looking stupid with a crowd of very disgruntled fans behind.

If I were a religious man, I’d currently be saying God bless you, but I’m not, and I’m asking in the most sincere way -- PLEASE DONT!! You’re not worth the blessing, whether theoretical or literal, you SUCK. And I’m saying right now, anyone in the car with you is worthy of an uncomfortable death as well.

There, I said it. Your welcome!

 

[SP33Demon]

http://www.dailylocal.com/articles/2011/06/21/news/doc4e00e416ce506230685918.txt?viewmode=default

Editors Note: Below is a piece that Ryan Dunn wrote for CC (Chester County Cuisine and Night Life) in 2009.

Ok, Ok, Ok … here we go, this rant is about YOU!!!

You don't know who you are because evidently, you’re an imbecile. You’re the forgettable human in front of me in the left lane, aka "passing lane,” that is way too oblivious to Earth to recognize your insignificance in the scheme of things. Not only are you an annoyance to everyone on the road behind you, but I assume a total let down to your immediate family and loved ones.

My only joy in life is the assumption that someone somewhere who is directly connected with you is in complete disapproval and embarrassment. I assume your parents have left much to be desired based on your imminent and obvious lowering of expectations. But I being a total stranger am eager to see you die in a truly disturbing, yet entertaining way.

Well, talk to me while your in traffic on your way to work, yelling at your windshield and punching your steering wheel like an idiot, all because some lifeless idiot can’t seem to muster up the thought process to recognize he’s not only useless, but affecting a good percentage of this town with his lack of point!!

Let me preface by saying, I’M A TERRIBLE DRIVER!!! Yet I can understand the concept of other people when it comes to commuting. I am what I like to refer to as a "race car driver," with that said; I’m an amateur driver in the Sports Car Club of America series (SCCA).

I consider myself a good /or very good track driver, yet on the road, I’m a d@#k! With that said I drive like a bat out of hell and while doing so, try and stay out of other people’s way and/or life. I may drive like a very large and extremely scary thing is chasing after me (or there is a very attractive case of beer on the horizon), but I don't affect other drivers while engaging in my very entertaining convenience. The human who, in his or her head, thinks that all lanes are created equal, can truly be run off the road in a fiery ball of flame.

You, single handedly, are creating all the traffic you are currently stuck in! If you were to get out of the way (while using your turn signal, which is a purchase option evidently ... that’s another story) and merge to the right/correct lane, we would all get to work on time, then out on time to hang with our significant others … or get to the bar in time to complain about our jobs, wives and most of all -- YOU!

I can only assume, you’re also the useless human who stops at the end of the onramp to "look both ways," my God, you are horrible in every possible way!!!! Do you think for a nanosecond, in your pea sized brain, that the state of Pennsylvania was just throwing away concrete and the most logical way to get rid of it was to create a meaningless merging third lane for no other reason than to park on the end of it looking stupid with a crowd of very disgruntled fans behind.

If I were a religious man, I’d currently be saying God bless you, but I’m not, and I’m asking in the most sincere way -- PLEASE DONT!! You’re not worth the blessing, whether theoretical or literal, you SUCK. And I’m saying right now, anyone in the car with you is worthy of an uncomfortable death as well.

There, I said it. Your welcome!

Pure comedic gold. Oh the ironing.

 

[SAWYER]

Hi I am Ryan Dunn and this is douchbaggery and irony

 

[GundamW]

http://www.dailylocal.com/articles/2011/06/21/news/doc4e00e416ce506230685918.txt?viewmode=default
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I consider myself a good /or very good track driver, yet on the road, I’m a d@#k! With that said I drive like a bat out of hell and while doing so, try and stay out of other people’s way and/or life. I may drive like a very large and extremely scary thing is chasing after me (or there is a very attractive case of beer on the horizon), but I don't affect other drivers while engaging in my very entertaining convenience. The human who, in his or her head, thinks that all lanes are created equal, can truly be run off the road in a fiery ball of flame.
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Well... :awe:

 

[Spikesoldier]

Pure comedic gold. Oh the ironing.

ouch ouch ouch ouch

the ironing in that piece was so painful to read

i was like bless his soul lol

edit: see hes a funny man even after death