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Russian King seeks a wife

Gotta give the man some street cred for having the balls to go all out and ask for a 16 year old. In Soviet Russia, King does you!
 
Hell for enough money I'll wear a wedding dress.

(I have very little shame, and it can be purchased for cheap)
 
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Holy hell it would suck to live in Russia.

FHL.
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EDIT: Quadruple Time warp FTW!!
:beer:

EDITx2: seems I quoted my time warp post instead of editing. It also seems that my 2nd time warp post time-warped 3 other posts.

FML.
 
Originally posted by: zanejohnson
whats up with the picture of him crouching lol
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why, that is how one poops in Russia: crouching over a floor-installed toilet hole, of sorts.

Or so I've been told....
 
Originally posted by: pontifex
is it just me or is everything in gold so ugly/tacky?
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I agree. Totally sub par decorating IMO. Everything and anything is so flashy; there's no contrast, no focal points, no cohesiveness. Definitely not impressed.
 
Originally posted by: pontifex
is it just me or is everything in gold so ugly/tacky?
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Nope, I'm with you. I really hate the color gold and especially that ostentatious gold leaf stuff and Baroque looking shit.
 
After all the pictures of his insanely ugly but no doubt incredibly expensive shit, I love the picture in the middle of him with his Tahoe.
 
Lol you guys laugh but he is probably worth more then all members of the board 🙂 Alot of these "new russians" as they call them have more money than they can spend I heard that there was more US paper currency in former USSR than in US 🙂
 
Originally posted by: trance247
Lol you guys laugh but he is probably worth more then all members of the board 🙂 Alot of these "new russians" as they call them have more money than they can spend I heard that there was more US paper currency in former USSR than in US 🙂
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Dude, nobody is doubting that. In fact I think most people obviously see him as wealthy. Regardless most here seem to think his decorating style is the lack.
 
OK, I guess it's up to me to be Captain O, he's posing in part of some Tsarist architecture. The only picture that has any individual belongings is a desk that looks like it's perched in an entrance way of some sort.
 
Originally posted by: pontifex
is it just me or is everything in gold so ugly/tacky?
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I can honestly say I'd rather live in a beat to hell trailer in the mountains, than that tacky assed... something. I don't even know what to call it. I'd be ready to shoot myself before a year were up if I had to wake up in that house every morning.
 
Originally posted by: lxskllr
Originally posted by: pontifex
is it just me or is everything in gold so ugly/tacky?
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I can honestly say I'd rather live in a beat to hell trailer in the mountains, than that tacky assed... something. I don't even know what to call it. I'd be ready to shoot myself before a year were up if I had to wake up in that house every morning.
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Haha you're so full of shit it's hilarious. Tacky and ugly as it may be, you and I and everybody in the entire world knows full well that if you were given a plot of land with a rusty trailer versus an entire castle (that you don't have to live in if you don't want to obviously since you're the fucking king) and mountains of money that you'd choose the trailer.
 
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