The games dictators play:
Opening Chapter: Putin, much like Trump, predictably doubles down on a bad hand and proceeds to play that hand like he's holding six aces in a five card hand with everyone else at the table shaking their heads in disbelief at the outright imbecilic sight of it all. Putin reads the crowd, knows he's not bluffing anyone yet he pleads with his buddy Xi Jinping sitting left of Puti to back his hand. Xi, caught with Putin's shlong in his right hand, waves him off with a stern yet humiliating look on his face while simultaneously pumping on Putin's pecker to get his attention as he shifts his squinted gaze at playah India, sitting on Puti's right, eye winking and tilting his head toward India's Kovind to signal him that India will slide him a thick wad of converted yuan under the table.
Next chapter: The other players at the table, catching wind of the under table play, lay their sixshooters on deck while giving Puti and Xi the 'ol Clint Eastwood glare.
Opening Chapter: Putin, much like Trump, predictably doubles down on a bad hand and proceeds to play that hand like he's holding six aces in a five card hand with everyone else at the table shaking their heads in disbelief at the outright imbecilic sight of it all. Putin reads the crowd, knows he's not bluffing anyone yet he pleads with his buddy Xi Jinping sitting left of Puti to back his hand. Xi, caught with Putin's shlong in his right hand, waves him off with a stern yet humiliating look on his face while simultaneously pumping on Putin's pecker to get his attention as he shifts his squinted gaze at playah India, sitting on Puti's right, eye winking and tilting his head toward India's Kovind to signal him that India will slide him a thick wad of converted yuan under the table.
Next chapter: The other players at the table, catching wind of the under table play, lay their sixshooters on deck while giving Puti and Xi the 'ol Clint Eastwood glare.