russell simmons does a serious upgrade

[OBLAMA2009]

look what $500 million gets you. this should be an inspiration to old, ugly dudes everywhere:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ends-double-beach--girlfriend-walks-back.html

 

[BD231]

That's one hell of an upgrade.

 

[Kadarin]

The old one isn't bad, but the new one clearly needs to be rode hard and put away wet.

 

[RedRooster]

I thought this was the guy that married Katy Perry a while back. Was excited to see the upgrade.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

I would think that much money could buy you a better prostitute than her.

 

[Red Storm]

Good for him :thumbsup:

 

[Pocatello]

What's the powerball lottery worth now? Need to buy me some.

 

[highland145]

I didn't see Russell in the link.

 

[AmdEmAll]

Smoking hot.. his ex is still smoking hot as well. That is why you marry asian. Perfect example.

 

[rasczak]

I thought this was the guy that married Katy Perry a while back. Was excited to see the upgrade.

I believe you're thinking of Russell Brand. This girl here is pretty hot.

 

[HomerJS]

Jeebus! Nice upgrade!

 

[BD231]

his ex is still smoking hot as well. That is why you marry asian

If u like stretch marks and plastic surgery.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Nice, but no reason to upgrade. The old one still had a couple more years left in her.

 

[bigrash]

Now that's an upgrade. Man she's hot. I always thought his ex was ugly.

 

[SheHateMe]

Smoking hot.. his ex is still smoking hot as well. That is why you marry asian. Perfect example.

Shes half black.

 

[SheHateMe]

Shes the mother is his two (now older) kids. Wouldn't really consider her a downgrade...

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I saw stretch marks.

 

[AmdEmAll]

I saw stretch marks.

Its called 37 and two kids.. shes smoking hot.

 

[SheHateMe]

Its called 37 and two kids.. shes smoking hot.

three. hehe

 

[dud]

Now I know why KLS is on TV ... she was married to this guy. No matter what she looks like she is extremely annoying. I'm sure she married him because she loved him and not for the cash.

 

[Imp]

Who's Russell Simmons?

I initially confused him with Russell Brandt, and expected someone with bigger "features" than Katy Perry. I am not disappoint though.

 

[SheHateMe]

Now I know why KLS is on TV ... she was married to this guy. No matter what she looks like she is extremely annoying. I'm sure she married him because she loved him and not for the cash.

Ummm...she was a super model before she met him. She also ran a successful womens' clothing line that was a branch of Russell Simmons's mens' line...lmao.

Im sure she has more than enough money to sustain herself.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Who's Russell Simmons?

I initially confused him with Russell Brandt, and expected someone with bigger "features" than Katy Perry. I am not disappoint though.

This was my first thought as well but I actually know who Russell Brandt is so there wasn't really any confusion there.

 

[DaTT]

This was my first thought as well but I actually know who Russell Brandt is so there wasn't really any confusion there.

Def Jam Records.

 

[RedRooster]

So who's the gay fitness dude that Letterman hates?