Actually, Russ will probably assimilate the aliens and use his 10,000th post to publicize the correct key, which their wristwatch computers will find in under a minute. : )
edit: he's probably not posting it yet because the aliens have to wait a day or two to get their password from Dnet, so they can join Team Anandtech. Wouldn't want the key being found by them before they've joined... ; )
"Take us to your crackrack!"