Runner’s penis snatches defeat from jaws of victory

[Capt Caveman]

No video of the Mad Pooper yet but this marathoner had no shame in letting his goods flapping out in the public as he crossed the Finish Line.

Thread title from this article - http://nypost.com/2017/10/03/marathon-runner-cant-keep-it-in-his-shorts-at-finish-line/

NSFW - https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=60p7CcevOQI

 

[Crono]

 

[RockinZ28]

 

[shortylickens]

WIn.

Does he not even own underwear?

 

[Capt Caveman]

WIn.

Does he not even own underwear?

No, running shorts have a liner like swim trunks. Underwear would cause a lot of chafing.

 

[Darwin333]

After a long marathon can anyone really blame him for airing out the boys?

 

[Schmide]

We have a weiner

 

[KB]

Looks painful! Does he have no feeling?

 

[SearchMaster]

Looks painful! Does he have no feeling?

Everything hurts after a marathon.

 

[Thebobo]

Ha ha that's great, he's just running along. Reminds me of the parachutes wiener flapping. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BSIOnLPIno

 

[Perknose]

It was a long, grueling race, but he stuck it out.

 

[Darwin333]

Ha ha that's great, he's just running along. Reminds me of the parachutes wiener flapping. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BSIOnLPIno

Now THAT had to have hurt.

 

[SKORPI0]

Obligatory...

Look like he didn't have time to tug it back in. What a dick move.

 

[Perknose]

Now THAT had to have hurt.

He stuck the landing, but the other jumpers still thought he was a dick.

 

[soulcougher73]

"Winner beats opponent by inches"

 

[Perknose]

"Winner beats opponent by inches"

You misspelled "wiener."

 

[Carson Dyle]

I'd bet money that he pulled his junk out on purpose. He was probably chafing or being irritated, so he yanked the goods out of the liner of his shorts.

 

[shortylickens]

No, running shorts have a liner like swim trunks. Underwear would cause a lot of chafing.

 

[Darwin333]

That stuff is awesome. For travel ball my daughter would pitch up to 9 games a day for 2 days straight and this stuff is a godsend for keeping the chafing down.

 

[Carson Dyle]