"Rumsfeld hosts martial Arts contest"

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Another great piece.....If you like to read Ann Coulter, you would love this!
Rumsfeld Contest

"See here," Rumsfeld said, indicating a gold-encrusted Minoan iron maiden. "It is difficult to associate horrors with the proud civilizations that created them: Sparta, Rome, the knights of Europe, the Samurai. They worshipped strength, because strength is the fundament for all other values. I shall find the strongest of all, and together, we shall shake the world to its very foundations."