Rumor...

[Shuxclams]

Heard it on KIEV Talk radio, the Local Right wing whack-o station...... The reason why the election was so close is because of Pres. Clinton, see, Slick Willy has a deal w/each canidate that if they win they pardon him, so Bill has had those "dark and mysterious" henchman, that go around killing peeps or making them dissapear, stuffing ballot boxes so it looked like he was helping the other guy out. You know whats sad, is people really believe this crap.



SHUX

 

[BiggieN]

care to retype that in some sort of coherent text in the modern day english form?

 

[yakko]

I understood it.

 

[prodigy]

What's so hard to understand?

 

[yakko]

Maybe it is a Diamond thing.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Translation attempted:

Heard it on KIEV Talk radio, the Local Right wing whack-o station......
Was listening to the radio, had it on a station that wasn't music or mancow.

The reason why the election was so close is because of Pres. Clinton,
Presidential election of 11/7/00, President Clinton = current lame duck in office.

see, Slick Willy has a deal w/each canidate that if they win they pardon him,
This is related to Clinton being impeached, I *think*

so Bill has had those "dark and mysterious" henchman, that go around killing peeps or making them dissapear,
I believe this refers to the usual dark murmerings we hear about Clinton, there are entire web sites devoted to the trail of death that has followed WJC.

stuffing ballot boxes so it looked like he was helping the other guy out.
Not completely clear on this, if he made a deal w/each candidate why stuff the ballots??

You know whats sad, is people really believe this crap.
What, are you implying it isn't true??

 

[Shuxclams]

LOL, but if GWB does pardon him I am gonna freak................





SHUX

 

[purplehayes]

<off topic in off topic>

Go to http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~dsadmsoo/boortz/boo.wav
for the audio portion of an actual Atlanta crime scene witness talking to a local TV station.

Go to
http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~dsadmsoo/boortz/royalboo.wav

to the local radio station (WSB) doing a translation like Yo_Ma-Ma just did with Shuxclam's post.

</off topic in off topic>

PH

 

[oldandquitemad]

purplehayes, that is priceless.

 

[sweetrobin]

Yea I can just see George W. trying to explain to George H. why he pardoned Clinton ... somehow I don't think thats gonna happen.

 

[kranky]

PH, two thumbs up!
(translation: I liked it.)

 

[PCAddict]

I thought Clinton only used his henchmen to help him round up women to sexually harass/assault.

 

[BiggieN]

why would Clinton and his Dark henchmen stuff both ballots if he made a deal with both? that would be pretty dumb unless he was afraid that someone else like Nader would win?

 

[DaBoneHead]

Why would willie need a pardon? Though impeached, it didn't stick. He was wearing more teflon than latex that time.

He will have a little asterisk next to his name for all of history... but to be honest, in 4 months, no one will give a crap, so why beat his horse dead? What, because paulson is no longer around you have to find someone else to kick around?

When will this election hangover be gone? It is like 3 weeks and friggin counting...

 

[Mill]

PH- LOL I live in Bham and this is all too common! ROFL

 

[Pretender]

If this were true, he'd be stuffing each one's boxes so that to each candidate the stuffing looks like the president is trying to help him win. See, each candidate isn't supposed to know about the deal the pres. has with the other. So when something happens to help one, the candidate who's helped is assured that the deal with the president stands, while the other thinks that some crackwhore was hired $50 to fill out empty ballots.

I don't believe in this theory, mind you, but I understand it (I think)