Rule #1: Remove the Batteries!!!

[MaxDepth]

before packing your toys in the luggage! Or, just don't fly Delta.

Linky to see what I am talking about.

 

[ElFenix]

hehehe i don't even need to click the link

 

[rgwalt]

It is the airline's policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We always use the indefinite article "a dildo" or "the dildo", never "your dildo".

Ryan

 

[Kinger]

Pilot~ "Wow we have alot of turblance out there."
Co-Pilot~ "No it's just that horny chick in first class."