Rule #1 about having an affair..don't do it in front of a talking bird

[beer]

Sucks for this guy.

 

[tontod]

LOL, I thought that the birds imitating cell phone rings in Australia was bad enough. :Q

 

[gittyup]

posted earlier

Funny though..

 

[Helpless]

And for this guy!

 

[Tauren]

That's pretty funny! I never thought about getting busted by a bird.

 

[beer]

Bastards.

 

[Texmaster]

LOL thats good.

We had a parrot next door when I was very wee and the people tried everything to get the thing to talk from books to audio tapes but it never said a word. One day one of the children came home and must have failed a test or just had a bad day. He slammed the front door and went into a string of profanity rarely witnessed for nearly 2 minutes.

And of course from that day on if the front door was slammed the parrot would quote him word for word.

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

There was once a parrot that swore like a sailor. the owner tried everything to get him to stop. putting him the dark etc.. one day he got so tired of it he put him in the freezer. there was massive amounts of kicking and swaking and then it suddenly became quiet. the man was nervous that the bird that hurt himself. he opened the door and the bird walked out and said that he was sorry that he would do better, and the owner said "why thank you that's better" and the parrot was quite for a minute and then asked.

BTW what did the chicken do?