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Rude wake up this morning.....

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virtueixi

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This morning, at around 9 am my door bell rings, waking me up from my peaceful slumber. I went to bed at 2am last night, but I figured it was UPS and went to answer the door. I look around the doorway and noone is there, then I look by the house next to me and I see a women standing there. I start looking at her, thinking that she rang my door bell. In a russian accent she says "Sleep, Sleep!", telling me to go back to sleep. What a stupid B!tch. She wakes me up for no reason and doesn't even say sorry. Needless to say I wanted to smack the sh!t out of her, but went back to sleep.
 
You are still asleep. You are not really posting anything right now. In fact if you look to your left, you will see your favorite sex goddess standing there.

Unfortunately, she is seriously making out with your dad.
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
You should have told her that you will require SEX in order to be able to fall back to sleep, and since SHE woke you up...
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She wasn't attractive whatsoever!
 
I have to wake up at 7am to go to summer school.. Then I have to take the bus home which takes an hour.

Being waken up by a Russian is nothing.
 
Originally posted by: virtueixi
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
You should have told her that you will require SEX in order to be able to fall back to sleep, and since SHE woke you up...
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She wasn't attractive whatsoever!
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Bullsh*t! You already told us she had a Russian accent. There are few women alive that are hideous enough to override that hotness!
 
maybe it was some punk teenager pulling pranks and ringing everyone's doorbell...so when you went to look outside, the russian lady was also trying to figure out what the hell happened.

thus, she either 1) thought it was you who rang her doorbell, or 2) knew it was some prank and told you to go back to bed? idk.
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
You should have told her that you will require SEX in order to be able to fall back to sleep, and since SHE woke you up...
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Uh--have you seen Russian pr0n? NO THANK YOU 😀
 
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