Royal Guardsman collars tourist

keird

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I'd would have liked to hear that he was skewered by the Royal Guard for being stupid. Why should this kid live to procreate? Poking fun at an armed sentry isn't 'brave'.

"Kid. Sneaking up on a tiger and pulling its tail isn't smart, either. Kid."
 

HN

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?I felt this huge hand on my collar and managed to avoid a boot up the backside but he was growling like a bear...I was worried because he had a bayonet on his gun and didn?t want that going somewhere painful!
 

slayer202

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Originally posted by: keird
I'd would have liked to hear that he was skewered by the Royal Guard for being stupid. Why should this kid live to procreate? Poking fun at an armed sentry isn't 'brave'.

"Kid. Sneaking up on a tiger and pulling its tail isn't smart, either. Kid."

come on, does this whole forum have sticks up their asses? you see people messing with those guards all the time, because they do look damn ridiculous, and standing like statues is a bit over the top. if someone was making fun of a cop and the cop attacked the person, people would be screaming fuck the police

Originally posted by: Tiamat
lol, the kid had it coming to him. What an idiot.

wtf is wrong with people these days. marching along the guy made him deserve to get attacked by a guard? wow...
 

keird

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Originally posted by: Atheus
Video pretty funny but doesn't show what happened after he grabbed the guy

Well, the source was associated with the kid, so the kid [Mr. Nick Ibarra, 23] likely deleted the embarassing parts of the video and 'leaked' the portion of him as an 'innocent victim'. Like you, I demand more victim in my sensless violence and abuse of authority video. Not only did he fail, he failed to anticipate the demand of his fail.
 

keird

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Originally posted by: slayer202
marching along the guy made him deserve to get attacked by a guard? wow...

Yes. Yes it does.

Apparently, antagonizing heavily armed human guards didn?t have as much of a reproducible and anticipated effect as a Rumba.
 

halik

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Good,
that guy should've bayoneted his balls so this prick can't reproduce.
 

slayer202

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I hope the guy sues the fuck out of them and then uses his money to find a way to shit on you idiots
 

Alone

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Originally posted by: slayer202
I hope the guy sues the fuck out of them and then uses his money to find a way to shit on you idiots

They're not in the U.S., so this is not likely to happen.
 

keird

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Originally posted by: slayer202
I hope the guy sues the fuck out of them and then uses his money to find a way to shit on you idiots

Well, I hoped there would be video of Mr. Ibarra attacking the guard's bayonette with his rectum. But I'll manage without it.
 

RagingBITCH

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Originally posted by: slayer202
I hope the guy sues the fuck out of them and then uses his money to find a way to shit on you idiots

Wow. Says the guy who comes up with a sentence like that. Moron :roll:
 

IceBergSLiM

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would have been more satisfying if he plunged the bayonet through his leg then continued marching while the smart ass was crying and bleeding on the ground.
 

Born2bwire

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I always have to wonder at the thought process that leads someone to think, "Hey! Let's go fuck with that guy with a gun!"

The guards should be given permission to slap up to five tourists a day for acting like asses.
 

Regs

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Originally posted by: Born2bwire
I always have to wonder at the thought process that leads someone to think, "Hey! Let's go fuck with that guy with a gun!"

The guards should be given permission to slap up to five tourists a day for acting like asses.

A lot of this stuff goes on in shows and movies with people mocking the royal guard. I remember my 3rd grade teacher mentioning that they can come after you and they're not robots. This instance proves that.
 
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Originally posted by: Regs
Originally posted by: Born2bwire
I always have to wonder at the thought process that leads someone to think, "Hey! Let's go fuck with that guy with a gun!"

The guards should be given permission to slap up to five tourists a day for acting like asses.

A lot of this stuff goes on in shows and movies with people mocking the royal guard. I remember my 3rd grade teacher mentioning that they can come after you and they're not robots. This instance proves that.

well, there's the problem right there.