ROTFLMAO 100 things to Do Before You Die!

[woodly6]

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May be a RE-Post but still very funny.

 

[yobarman]

Nine Women Every Guy Should Hey-Diddle-Diddle

1. A flight attendant
The theory: A cute stewardess under 200 pounds is as rare as a fiery plummet to earth.

2. A farmer?s daughter
The theory: Outfoxing a shotgun-toting father is the original extreme sport.

3. A nurse
The theory: She knows where it hurts and how to make it feel all better.

4. A broken wing
The theory: While she may have problems, screwing your brains out isn?t one of them.

5. A friend?s sister
The theory: It?ll kill your friend, and you and your other friends can high-five.

6. A teacher
The theory: She likes baby talk and naughty boys, and knows how to use a ruler.

7. A Foreigner
The theory: Remember?you?re in a band, and your phone number is 555-1212.

8. A cheerleader
The theory: Pompoms, short skirts, and white panties can bend time and space.

9. A work superior
The theory: She seduces you and then tosses you aside like garbage. Yes!




Damnit.....0 for 9.... better get to work!

 

[nateholtrop]

haha great read
nate

 

[damocles]

Thats pretty funny

Hmm, starting a list

 

[monto]

<< Nine Women Every Guy Should Hey-Diddle-Diddle

1. A flight attendant
The theory: A cute stewardess under 200 pounds is as rare as a fiery plummet to earth.

2. A farmer?s daughter
The theory: Outfoxing a shotgun-toting father is the original extreme sport.

3. A nurse
The theory: She knows where it hurts and how to make it feel all better.

4. A broken wing
The theory: While she may have problems, screwing your brains out isn?t one of them.

5. A friend?s sister
The theory: It?ll kill your friend, and you and your other friends can high-five.

6. A teacher
The theory: She likes baby talk and naughty boys, and knows how to use a ruler.

7. A Foreigner
The theory: Remember?you?re in a band, and your phone number is 555-1212.

8. A cheerleader
The theory: Pompoms, short skirts, and white panties can bend time and space.

9. A work superior
The theory: She seduces you and then tosses you aside like garbage. Yes!




Damnit.....0 for 9.... better get to work! >>

hahaha

 

[ZeroBurn]

i think i have this issue, what month is it from ?

 

[Valhalla1]

last months issue or the month before.. I just got this months a couple days ago

 

[brtspears2]

I wanna definaitly do #14, jello wrestle britney spears!

 

[damocles]

81. Light a fire using only sticks. Then find a volleyball and befriend it. Next ask yourself if you?re a f-ng wacko.

80. Go into a gun store and ask the guy, ?What do you recommend for teaching someone a lesson??

 

[Elledan]

96. Discuss the latest advancements in superstring theory with Carmen Electra.

97. Pull off a hoax that gets reported as truth in a newspaper.

98. Knock on a random door in every country you visit and try to talk your way into a home-cooked meal.

99. Karate-chop a board in half with your bare hand.

 

[gittyup]

Pleasure yourself in a voting booth.


Ewwwww! :Q

 

[urameatball]

woo, that was some good reading...

CRAP, late for school... AAK

 

[FiddleDD]

in the next couple of years (before I die I hope) i want to be a pilot and I want to parachute....and of course I want to die a spectacular death so I can tell people for eternity a great story...instead of hanging my head down low and saying...I umm...errr...well...I died in my sleep

 

[woodly6]

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[Degenerate]

LOL!!!!! that was great