ROTFL: My friend is pretending to be gay so he can live in a house for free!!

[tnitsuj]

So I call up a buddy of mine from college today and turns out he hasn't had a job in over a year. He is pretending to be gay so he can live in a group house type thing with a couple of other(real) gay guys. Very strange,

 

[Bryan]

:Q

 

[N8Magic]

 

[leung324]

:Q

 

[EXman]

maybe he is pretending to be straight to you? ever catch him looking at your butt?:Q

 

[tranceport]

lol

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: EXman
maybe he is pretending to be straight to you? ever catch him looking at your butt?:Q

Back door bandit... :Q

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: leung324
:Q

exactly!

 

[Lager]

Are you sure he's still pretending?

 

[iamme]

it's all fun and games until he gets drunk with his roomies..................and the next morning he doesn't have to pretend anymore

 

[tnitsuj]

Originally posted by: coldcut
Are you sure he's still pretending?

I would hope so. I hope they don't ask him to prove it at some point....

 

[AgentEL]

Is Mr. Furley his landlord?

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: AgentEL
Is Mr. Furley his landlord?

ROFLMAO, nice :beer:

 

[screw3d]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: leung324
:Q

exactly!

exactly!!!!

 

[BruinEd03]

Originally posted by: tnitsuj
So I call up a buddy of mine from college today and turns out he hasn't had a job in over a year. He is pretending to be gay so he can live in a group house type thing with a couple of other(real) gay guys. Very strange,

it must be a pain in the butt for him

-Ed

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: iamme
it's all fun and games until he gets drunk with his roomies..................and the next morning he doesn't have to pretend anymore

:Q

 

[tnitsuj]

Originally posted by: BruinEd03

Originally posted by: tnitsuj
So I call up a buddy of mine from college today and turns out he hasn't had a job in over a year. He is pretending to be gay so he can live in a group house type thing with a couple of other(real) gay guys. Very strange,

it must be a pain in the butt for him

-Ed

I was waiting for that.

 

[Josh]

Your friend has problems. Very serious problems. I suggest professional help immediately.

 

[yobarman]

I would pretend to be gay only to live in a house full of girls... but gay guys? Jesus think of what he might be hearing late at night. Gay butt sex... dear god i'd kill myself.

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: yobarman
I would pretend to be gay only to live in a house full of girls... but gay guys? Jesus think of what he might be hearing late at night. Gay butt sex... dear god i'd kill myself.

Ditto on faking to live and shower with a bunch of chicks. What would you say when you popped one when you were showering with them though? Or would you accidentally put it in the BUTt!?

edit

I'd ask the chick if I could practice on her and that I had absolutely NO feelings for her.

 

[jonmullen]

ahh sick

 

[iwearnosox]

Is his name Lord Jezo?

 

[wicktron]

Perhaps he is truly gay.

 

[cheapgoose]

i'm sure he's paying rent in one end or another. or both.

 

[The Dancing Peacock]

probably the only redeeming value that it could have is that hot chicks like to hang out with gay guys.

This could turn out to be comedy gold when one of them tries to hit on him. make sure you keep us updated