Roseanne roast

[JulesMaximus]

Jeff Ross killed. The rest weren't very good. I didn't see Amy Schumer though, she's usually pretty funny.

I'd still fuck Katey Sagal. She still looks hot.

 

[0roo0roo]

roseanne, rosie o donnell..unfunny and obnoxious.. so similar..

 

[Drako]

You must have been one of the 3 people that watched it

 

[Iron Woode]

i really wish they would have roasted her in an oven at about 600F.

 

[BoomerD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj8aWsrnAz0

 

[Fritzo]

Jeff Ross killed. The rest weren't very good. I didn't see Amy Schumer though, she's usually pretty funny.

I'd still fuck Katey Sagal. She still looks hot.

Carrie Fisher was good too...she roasted the roast (fat joke, short joke, lesbian joke...etc...)

Amy Schumer was probably the best one. I find her strangely attractive for some reason as well.

 

[Rastus]

Was she spit roasted by two strap-on wielding lezbos?

 

[Wingznut]

It was hilarious. And I especially liked that they didn't have the exact same recycled roasters (i.e. Cummings, Lampinelli, etc.)

 

[mcurphy]

Amy Schumer was probably the best one. I find her strangely attractive for some reason as well.

I think she's cute too. I've liked her since she appeared on Last Comic Standing.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

i really wish they would have roasted her in an oven at about 600F.

15 minutes per pound, so she'd be done sometime in December.

 

[Fritzo]

Oh, and Gilbert Godfrey at the end---he said nothing funny, but the tone of his voice + the volume somehow made it hilarious

 

[BoomerD]

Oh, and Gilbert Godfrey at the end---he said nothing funny, but the tone of his voice + the volume somehow made it hilarious

I hate Gilbert Gottfried. His voice is perhaps the most annoying in show business...well...maybe on the same level of annoying as Axl Rose's singing voice. :biggrin:

 

[thebestMAX]

I hate Gilbert Gottfried. His voice is perhaps the most annoying in show business...well...maybe on the same level of annoying as Axl Rose's singing voice. :biggrin:

I used to hate Gilbert Gottfried also but ever since moving to Floriduh he seems somehow normal to me.

 

[techs]

If you were old enough to watch "Roseanne" for the first few years you wouldn't be so quick to put her down.
Her show was truly funny and broke new ground (though Married With Children did it a year earlier they weren't on a real network).

The Halloween shows were amazing.

 

[Born2bwire]

I hate Gilbert Gottfried. His voice is perhaps the most annoying in show business...well...maybe on the same level of annoying as Axl Rose's singing voice. :biggrin:

You haven't heard anything until you've heard Gilbert Gottfried narrate "Fifty Shades of Grey."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

 

[JulesMaximus]

If you were old enough to watch "Roseanne" for the first few years you wouldn't be so quick to put her down.
Her show was truly funny and broke new ground (though Married With Children did it a year earlier they weren't on a real network).

The Halloween shows were amazing.

It was actually a really good show.

 

[Squisher]

All I saw was Tom Arnold saying thanks for giving him a chance. From what I understand it was the first time they'd talked since the divorce.

 

[Rudee]

Carrie Fisher was good too...she roasted the roast (fat joke, short joke, lesbian joke...etc...)

Amy Schumer was probably the best one. I find her strangely attractive for some reason as well.

Carrie Fisher was the worst of the bunch. And Amy Schumer is a corn dog away from being a fat cow.

 

[waggy]

If you were old enough to watch "Roseanne" for the first few years you wouldn't be so quick to put her down.
Her show was truly funny and broke new ground (though Married With Children did it a year earlier they weren't on a real network).

The Halloween shows were amazing.

yeah the early seasons were pretty good. once they won the "lotto" the show went to shit.

 

[Fritzo]

yeah the early seasons were pretty good. once they won the "lotto" the show went to shit.

The screwed up ending kind of explained all that.

 

[JulesMaximus]

All I saw was Tom Arnold saying thanks for giving him a chance. From what I understand it was the first time they'd talked since the divorce.

He was really nervous up there you could tell. Credit Howard Stern for suggesting he do the roast because I honestly don't think Tom Arnold would have been there otherwise.

 

[techs]

He was really nervous up there you could tell. Credit Howard Stern for suggesting he do the roast because I honestly don't think Tom Arnold would have been there otherwise.

They told him there would be free coke.

 

[Dee67]

Gilbert Gottfried destroyed everyone... everyone on stage was laughing uncontrollably with that voice and the delivery of basically just yelling everything - it was so ridiculous I couldn't stop laughing either.

The Tom Arnold moment was pretty good.

Jeff Ross is always good on those.

There has yet to be someone to keep the momentum that Greg Giraldo provided in his spots..

 

[Wingznut]

There has yet to be someone to keep the momentum that Greg Giraldo provided in his spots..

Very true... Every roast I've watched since his death, reminds me of how really good he was at it.

 

[Iron Woode]

If you were old enough to watch "Roseanne" for the first few years you wouldn't be so quick to put her down.
Her show was truly funny and broke new ground (though Married With Children did it a year earlier they weren't on a real network).

The Halloween shows were amazing.

I tried to watch that show and she was just obnoxious, annoying and plain unfunny.