roommate situation -- advice?

[dank69]

PIIHB

unless she is fat in which case

PIIHH(ot)F(riend's)B

and if they are both hot buy some bulk lube

 

[ussfletcher]

you need to get her hammered and then sleep with her. maybe give her a four loco.

:thumbsup:

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I say butter the floor in the kitchen and set up a hidden camera and post the results here.

 

[PsiStar]

1st ... hilarious posts. The stuff of ATOT & some AT in general will make a great book for someone in future. Probably when we get ready for Readers Digest these posts will show up there!

Anyway my 2¢ ... get out ASAP. Somewhere out there & not too far away is someone that wants a party roommate & someone that does not.

 

[Slacker]

fuck her mom.