Roommate [might be] stealing my vodka; what should I do?

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Hooligan

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doesn't vodka have water in it? whoops, nevermind, i read the other thread

[edit] for the whoops
 
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rayma2

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replace the vodka with somthing that looks the same but tastes bad and see if anything happens.
 
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mchammer187

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Originally posted by: ChineseSkaterNoRice
doesn't vodka have water in it?
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yeah its should be 40% alcohol by volume and i would assume the rest is water or at least 55% of the total is water
 
silverpig

silverpig

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Put cyanide in it. If he steals it, the vodka will be both the evidence and the justice.
 
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NuclearFusi0n

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Originally posted by: rayma2
replace the vodka with somthing that looks the same but tastes bad and see if anything happens.
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i would use rubbing alcohol, but that would cause severe injury with a shot of it

what else is clear, has a low freezing point, and is fairly safe to consume (anybody that names a laxitive that meets these requirements gets a cookie)
 
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Gonad the Barbarian

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Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n1
Originally posted by: rayma2
replace the vodka with somthing that looks the same but tastes bad and see if anything happens.
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i would use rubbing alcohol, but that would cause severe injury with a shot of it

what else is clear, has a low freezing point, and is fairly safe to consume (anybody that names a laxitive that meets these requirements gets a cookie)
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Mineral oil, but I'm not sure the consistency would be right.
 
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deftron

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Buy some nasty shizz like Bukoff ..

Switch the contents with your good bottle..

Hide the good stuff and superglue the cap on the other bottle.


Replace in freezer or wherever it was.



 
Sealy

Sealy

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Go and buy another bottle of vodka, give it to him and just say you thought he would like this. If he's drinking your's he'll wonder if you're on to him and probably stop. If he's not drinking it he'll think you're a really great guy and share his bottle with you! Either way you win and no one's feelings were hurt!
 
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Jugernot

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Only one thing to do.... get a new bottle and replace the Vodka with Gasoline.

It's clear and smells about the same. :)
 
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Colt45

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Originally posted by: Jugernot
Only one thing to do.... get a new bottle and replace the Vodka with Gasoline.

It's clear and smells about the same. :)
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I really hope thats sarcasm. doesnt look or smell the same.

 
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PsychoAndy

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Originally posted by: Colt45
Originally posted by: Jugernot
Only one thing to do.... get a new bottle and replace the Vodka with Gasoline.

It's clear and smells about the same. :)
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I really hope thats sarcasm. doesnt look or smell the same.
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IIRC, gasoline looks quite clear. If the roomate is a moron, more than likely they will chug before smelling.

-PAB
 
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Aquaman

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1. Drink lots & lots of water so you pee looks clear

2. pee in vodka and leave it laying around.


or

just buy a strong box to put your vodka in :D

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
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