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roomate just came back drunk

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OOBradm

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.... and then collapsed onto the floor, told me that he loves me, and then puked in my garbage can.


ahhhh, college
 
and after he collapsed, he crawled army style over to his bed, and then announced to me that "Man, I worked SOOOO Hard to get here!"
 
lol, im too nice, i took his shoes off for him so he could go to bed. and moved his books and stuff. and gave him a garbage can. but thats because i didnt want puke on my floor
 
Originally posted by: OOBradm
lol, im too nice, i took his shoes off for him so he could go to bed. and moved his books and stuff. and gave him a garbage can. but thats because i didnt want puke on my floor
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good job
 
he has good aim. however he cant stand up very well. or kneel very well. or sit very well...... he can lay down well though 🙂
 
Originally posted by: aplefka
Just make sure he doesn't lie down on his back, otherwise you may never talk to him again.
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Very good idea.. You'd be surprised how many people die from lying on their backs while drunk. It's not exactly the best way to go if you plan to leave any kind of legacy.

Turn him on his side. If he gets pissed, tell him to fvck off. He'll comply and then promptly fall asleep.. and he'll forget anything that pissed him off by morning cause' he's drunk.


 
Originally posted by: hotchilisauce
Originally posted by: aplefka
Just make sure he doesn't lie down on his back, otherwise you may never talk to him again.
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why?
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If he hurls while he's sleeping it'll block his esophagus and he won't be able to breathe. Basic CPR stuff man, gotta love 8th grade PE. Just lie him on his side with his head resting on his arm. His arm should be bent at a 45 or so degree angle. Look it up if you want the 100% correct position, I'm too tired and I forget right now.
 
Originally posted by: aplefka Just lie him on his side with his arm resting on his head. His arm should be bent at a 45 or so degree angle. Look it up if you want the 100% correct position, I'm too tired and I forget right now.
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what if he likes to be on top?
 
Originally posted by: Yossarian
Originally posted by: aplefka Just lie him on his side with his arm resting on his head. His arm should be bent at a 45 or so degree angle. Look it up if you want the 100% correct position, I'm too tired and I forget right now.
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what if he likes to be on top?
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Hahaha... if he's drunk he won't even remember what he likes 🙂

I just re-read what I wrote and it says "with his arm resting on his head." D'oh! Backwards.
 
Originally posted by: OOBradm
.... and then collapsed onto the floor, told me that he loves me, and then puked in my garbage can.


ahhhh, college
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He's probably not concious at this point but if he can do it without dying, he should probably drink a LOT of water.
 
The last time that happened to me my roommate was a dick so I puked his closet. Kudos to you :beer:.
 
Originally posted by: Byung
Draw on his face.
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I just got back and I'm sh!tfaced also, and I second this motion.

Pull out the 6 pack of sharpies and make his face look like a fvcking rainbow.
 
This reminds me of when BOTH of my roommates got back drunk. Both were sitting in the bathroom for a long time puking. Got them water - dragged them to their beds - did bunch of crap for them that night. Next morning - they didnt remember anything - what a bunch of BS... haha! Good times man! College life was fun.
 
give him a duct tape belt

he'll wake up with a mega urge to piss, but he won't be able to get his pants off
 
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